Absolutely Anything Comments

  • Dillon 2022-03-22 09:02:20

    Simon gathers together, cute and happy. Is the British film...

  • Laurie 2022-03-22 09:02:20

    The technology of cutting in Chinese cinemas is comparable to that of...

  • Breanna 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    The old-fashioned plot of a million-pound little guy inexplicably gaining power is nothing more than a cliché of matching ability with responsibility and thought. It's a pity that Kate Meiyan didn't let go, and the scene of being brainwashed by magic to fall in love with the colonel/dog was seriously...

  • Oma 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    Although the story is old-fashioned, there are still some scenes that can be hilarious. Dogs are smarter than their owners! Ha ha ha...

  • Mervin 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    Simon's big "cock sucking" comedy, theatrical version cuts too...

  • Zella 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    To be honest, I think it's good-looking and funny, I laughed at every laugh~...

  • Kaelyn 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    An imperfect work, the entertainment brought by it is also intermittent. The effect of watching the movie is also very...

  • Lelah 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    the dog is evil! The greatest good is destruction, the greatest evil is...

  • Annette 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    Terry Jones' brain hole is very big, enough to stuff Pegg's whole body in it, good-looking, very...

  • Rylee 2022-03-21 09:02:37

    Very Simon Pegg ~ kinda...

Extended Reading
  • Rahul 2022-01-08 08:02:31

    Magic teacher

    At the beginning, the science fiction was very attractive. It was a happy mood of choosing the right film, but the more I watched it, the more uncomfortable it became. I skipped to the end when I saw half of it. Hey?! From head to toe, a woman didn't see anything good, and two men chased her...

  • Demetrius 2022-03-24 09:02:48

    A sci-fi humorous film, with a slightly funny Simon. . .

    First of all, let's talk about the feeling after watching. Before watching it, I didn't expect it to be such a type of movie. There is a bit of humor in science fiction and some explicit lines (but not unacceptable). Simon's acting skills are as good as ever. The characters portrayed in the film...

Absolutely Anything quotes

  • Neil Clarke: I can do ANYTHING! Okay... bu... but... what do I *really* want?

    [Looks down and laughs]

    Neil Clarke: GIVE ME A REALLY BIG DICK!

    [Falls over]

    Neil Clarke: Augh! ouch! NOT *THAT* BIG! Obviously! Dick, return to your old size!

    [Gets up]

    Neil Clarke: Agh! Ah... Ok. Um... Let me have a penis that women find exciting!

    [Looks down]

    Neil Clarke: Yeah, it's good, yeah. Could I have it white?

  • Neil Clarke: [Gets knocked off his bike by a car] Screw you!

    [the driver of the car sudden feels an invisible person having sex with him]