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  • Howie: There is not a single film in the cinematic canon that paints the portrait of a gay man that any of us would aspire to be. What are our options... noble, suffering AIDS victims, the friends of noble suffering AIDS victims, compulsive sex addicts, common street hustlers and the most recent addition to the lot, stylish confidantes to lovelorn women. Just once I would like to see someone who is not sick, hasn't been laid in about three months and is behind on his student loans.

    Benji: And that is someone you would aspire to be?

    Taylor: Right?

  • Patrick: I couldn't do it.

    Leslie: See I told you he was gonna start some shit.

    Anne: You couldn't do it?

    Patrick: I need material.

    Anne: They don't have material?

    Patrick: Well the whole "Hustler" ouvre isn't exactly helping my cause right now.

    Howie: Oh my God it's embarrassing to even be seen in here! You owe me so big for this hag! You know my issues with buying porno.

    Leslie: Hurry up!