Jupiter Ascending Comments

  • Olen 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    How do you feel like watching adult children's movies? The Wachowski brothers and sisters conceived a cosmic civilization higher than the nth power of human civilization, but they were unable to fill and plump its core. They still couldn’t jump out of the earth’s mentality and the dog-blood pattern of royal chaos. Gorgeous and shiny earthy temperament. A while ago, the "Happy Life in the Celestial Dynasty in the Imagination of the North Korean People" was a visual perception. I don't believe...

  • Margaretta 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    This is a universe-level science fiction epic Mary Su film. Pile up all the bad sci-fi stalks of Hollywood to serve as the plot. Although the special effects are gorgeous, it is a pity that I am tired of using it. I just watched this one shortly after reading Birdman, it was really speechless. I can only say that I'm sorry, sister and brother Wachowski, you really really lost. I beat, beat, bombed, bombed, I rescued, huh, it’s...

  • Elias 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    This is a beautiful fairy tale. The illegal immigrant female protagonist washes the toilet professionally, dreaming of a peerless hunk to save herself by stepping on his cool skate shoes. One day the hunk really appeared, and he danced for N years and he was a great figure! Damn skateboard shoes can fly! Also painted a small smoke! What a long wings! Then it was fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried fried until I fell asleep in the cinema. Lana turned pink after her sex change,...

  • Vaughn 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    With such a magnificent audio-visual effect, I can't bear to give a low score. But the plot is too bad. It proves once again that postponement must be a bad film. There is no sense of rhythm. The whole film is almost filled with visual effects. The plot part is really boring. The world view is unfolded like this. , I also tried to add some depth, but the person watching was...

  • Brenda 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    I think the song "My Skate Shoes" is a perfect match for this movie. . . In my imagination, there is a pair of skateboard shoes, friction, friction, like a devil's pace. . . I can’t help but sing~ The male protagonist wore a variety of fancy skateboard shoes to save the female protagonist. Finally, the male protagonist’s wings came back, and the skateboarding shoes were taken back and played for the female...

  • Adonis 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    If the actor and actress are better-looking, I will give this stupid crying film a higher...

  • Alba 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    The tickets for Ice and Fire I bought were inexplicably replaced with this bad movie... In order to make up for the long and boring fight, the thousand-year-old alien who fights the five scum, the big-eyed nanny, the ugly hostess, the muscular man with eyeliner skates, the so-called irony , The plot is weak and procrastinated, so many pointless shots, can it be...

  • Magnus 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    It's not just a day or two that the sisters and brothers have been so brainless, and this is the first time that Qingqi is so brainless. . . PS Channing's Nezha posture and skateboarding shoe equipment just laughed at...

  • Icie 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    If this film is screened for a few months in the morning, Freckles is very likely to become another movie wizard who won an Oscar and Golden Plum in the same year after Sandra...

  • Lesley 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    Art and special effects have been the best in recent years, but the dull performances of the protagonists and Mary Su of the Twilight series have steadily wasted excellent artistic creativity. The overall feeling of the film is a continuation of the Yuntu Xingmei chapter. It is just a pity that the sister and brother of Dilusky seem to have a little energy to spare. Although there are many shortcomings, it is still worth watching as a pure special effects...

Extended Reading
  • Lori 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    Simple look

    The title of "Jupiter Ascends" has nothing to do with Jupiter (although the heroine's name is called Jupiter, it is more of a reference to the Roman god Jupiter, which is Zeus in Greek mythology, rather than Jupiter). The literal translation should be called "Advanced Jupiter"-or "Queen's Domain",...

  • Angel 2021-12-31 08:01:20

    How to keep the rancid rice fresh?

    Even if "Speed ​​Racer" overturned the car, "Cloud Atlas" did not work well at all. In the history of film, there are many directors who are tired of being famous. This is their luck and misfortune. Sitting in front of the IMAX giant screen, "Jupiter Ascending" satisfies my curiosity about the...

Jupiter Ascending quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Balem Abrasax: Bring her to me... *Now*!

  • Balem Abrasax: Slow.

    [play back of the scene in the operating room where Caine meets Jupiter slows as Balem moves around in it]

    Balem Abrasax: There... you... are...

    [he stoops down to look at Jupiter as she is floating in the operating room]

    Balem Abrasax: You know there are moments when I actually miss you. Because no one understands this universe like you did. No one understands me...

    [his voice breaks]

    Balem Abrasax: ...like you did.