Kingsman: The Secret Service Comments

  • Noelia 2023-07-03 09:42:43

    As for the ability to "filmify", Matthew Vaughn is always one of the best directors of commercial films. Sometimes I even want to remove "a few". Look at the few projects he let go, "Kick-a-Bian", "X-Men", etc. The level of sequels has...

  • Eloy 2023-07-02 13:49:34

    Interesting is a little dark. To nuclear flat or not To nuclear flat, we must first mentally invade high-level people, and then cause the disaster of Xiaoqiang. Headshot with fireworks. Grow up with dogs. Stuffed the corpse and placed it on top of the toilet. Bespoke suits. Split in half. Not a drop is wasted. The lid lifts up and it's a giant. Go back and forth lap after lap. Free is the most expensive. At the end is to encourage everyone to go out and have...

  • Henderson 2023-07-01 17:16:56

    "A suit is the armor of a modern knight." Uncle Colin burst out, and the fierce and fast fights stimulated the adrenal glands all the time. The church carnage, the world chaos, and that fireworks bomb were impressive. Perhaps, the current era needs a new...

  • Anabel 2023-06-11 06:41:46

    next year! Blind! Male dog! so cute! Ask for a sequel! If the male protagonist in the sequel hadn't done Colin Shushu until he cried! I'm not happy...

  • Wiley 2023-06-06 14:52:26

    It's neat, and it's brainy, so...

  • Christine 2023-06-05 14:35:00

    After reading it, there is only one feeling, the suit should be...

  • Eleanora 2023-05-28 17:44:02

    Low cost and high concept, Colin Shushu's long legs are blinding, the little fresh meat is more pleasing to the eye, Merlin Arthur's terrier is well received, all the violence and blood are Taurus Come watch (big mistake), the taste will be better after cutting out the clips , the plot, rhythm, photography and soundtrack are all good, and who is the action director? I will announce him. The director is definitely Take That's Fancha Man to Wang Man. They all use their songs as the ending song....

  • Sterling 2023-05-16 11:43:48

    omg there is nothing hotter than british spy with a...

  • Merle 2023-05-14 10:22:19

    Cartoon spy war movie plus teenage development mode, Allen's design is dazzling enough, and under the retro shell are all kinds of political incorrectness. The most fun part of the church's massacre is the quick editing effect in the long shot. However, breaking through glass underwater is not very scientific,...

  • Isidro 2023-05-10 23:03:50

    Damn so handsome, I just want to swear words, really blow my head #literally# I just want to kneel under my uncle’s suit pants and smooth the folds of his trouser legs. Slow motion is damn good. It’s damn good. With Uncle Colin’s footage, I’m going to have a damn orgasm. Looking at your sister's fifty layers of shit, this is enough to make ten...

Extended Reading
  • Jacklyn 2022-12-08 16:49:06

    Familiar story, unfamiliar movie

    The boy was caught by domestic violence, he was depraved and arrested with violence, and then he was rescued by an unremarkable but somewhat mysterious uncle. The boy wanted to follow the uncle, but he did not expect that the uncle is a very powerful agent. The story is so familiar. It is very...

  • Marta 2022-12-07 15:19:28

    The growth period of cute pets

    The most comfortable and joyful holiday movie I watched in recent days is probably this one: it has an accent, the action scenes are smooth and gorgeous, and the audio-visual coordination is first-rate. Sassy is full of flavor.

    I turned to this movie because of Ma Qiang. When I saw Colin and...

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Professor Arnold enters the lecture room and sees Hart]

    Professor Arnold: Hello. Can I help you?

    Harry Hart: Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force.

    Professor Arnold: [pleased] Oh? Really? Well, it's actually quite fascinating...

    [Hart suddenly grabs Professor Arnold by the ear]

    Harry Hart: My colleague died trying to rescue you, and I'm sure you saw how well-trained he was. So I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.

    Professor Arnold: I have no idea what you're talk...

    [Hart slaps Professor Arnold]

    Professor Arnold: I'm not supposed to say it, but it was...

    [Professor Arnold suddenly writhes in pain]

    Harry Hart: For God's sake, I barely touched you. Oh, man up...

    [Professor Arnold's head explodes in front of Hart. A dazed Hart looks to the right and sees two armed assailants. He sets a grenade and jumps out the window]

  • [Valentine receives a notice that Professor Arnold has been terminated]

    Valentine: Fuck that guy, whoever he is! I'm gonna... He made me kill Professor Arnold. Goddamn loved Professor Arnold.

    Gazelle: Well the good news is we know the emergency surveillance system works.

    Valentine: You know what's not good news? 'My colleague died,' that's what he said. This is an organization and they're all over us. Whoever you spoke to...

    Gazelle: I told you. I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad, and Beijing. They all insist it wasn't one of theirs.

    Valentine: Beijing. So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese Secret Service. Now that's what you call a secret, right? You know what? Fuck it. We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward.

    Gazelle: We're only halfway into production. Speeding it will cost a fortune.

    Valentine: Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done.