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Melany 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The second half of the last century was really the essence of your life like a ball monkey, technology exploded! Dual card recorder, television, live show. The hair is fluffy, the arms are round, the thighs are round, and the eyes are full of stars. The world of curve is bursting! The aesthetic reached its peak....
Kung Fury Comments
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Milo 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The Carnival of the Post-70s
"Kung Fu", independent filmmaker David Sandberg raised $630,000 on the Internet for a "blockbuster" written, directed and acted by himself.
I saw Bruce Lee, Stephen Chow, Schwarzenegger, and Shang Yundun in the past; I also saw the former games of Street Fighter, Contra, and Double Dragon; I also... -
Golda 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The ultimate meaning of dick bombing sky! !
I personally feel that
there is always a taste of breakdancing in the fight. At the
end of the fight, the shape of the hacker man after his transformation is the small part on the shoulder. I remembered an old movie where a robot and the heroine became aware of it. In the movies I lived together, I...
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Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief: I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury: I work alone.
Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury: I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
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Hoff 9000: [From the music video: True Survivor]
[after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street]
Hoff 9000: "Permit denied."
