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Allen 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Swollen so bad! Finally, in the bathtub, the audience is forced to vomit...
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Kale 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Everything else is fine, but the whole scene will be driven crazy by Johnny Depp’s crappy British aristocratic...
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Sigrid 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Retro-style humor, I finally finished reading without falling asleep. Depp's accent is really difficult to...
Mortdecai Comments
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Taurean 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Captain, you are naughty again
A famous painting that hides a huge wealth is missing. An art dealer was ordered to investigate it, hoping to relieve his financial deficit caused by profligacy. Along the way, he was chased by Russian big men, international terrorists and underworld. Du, this is not a new story, but the core...
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Edmond 2022-01-06 08:01:07
Bad film = a "all in one" monster
Seeing the so-called English gentleman pretending to be crazy and stupid, I remembered "Mr. Bean".
Seeing him taking that servant (Jock) to challenge the Russian black boss, I remembered "Don Quixote".
Seeing them driving a three-wheeled motorcycle trying to get rid of the car's chase, I remembered...
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Martland: [to Mortdecai] What is that infernal thing on your lip?
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Martland: The fact that you're as drunk as a fiddler's bitch in no way obviates the fact that you very nearly caused an international incident. A man your age has no excuse for looking or behaving like a fugitive from a home for alcoholic music hall artistes.
Mortdecai: I will have you know that I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk, and there is a vast difference.
