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Presley 2022-03-25 09:01:11
This bitch is so fat! This man is so miserable!...
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Robin 2022-03-25 09:01:11
Tragic man~~~ That scene of crushing the bed is lingering in my...
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Noemie 2022-03-25 09:01:11
. . I don't know where to find the...
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Gayle 2022-03-25 09:01:11
This one continues Eddie's funny routine, but also adds a warm and touching plot. Every time I see him crying, it is a sign that the laugh is...
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Garrick 2022-03-25 09:01:11
I laughed so hard, that confession line is in place~ I can still watch...
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Grayce 2022-03-25 09:01:11
Hahahahahahahahaha hai black people's funny cells can be...
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Jermain 2022-03-25 09:01:11
Isn't America a lot of fat people? He really likes that...
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Arturo 2022-03-25 09:01:11
Fat woman is too classic...
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Tremaine 2022-03-24 09:02:24
A group of not-so-small wrists can't make a name for...
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Evelyn 2022-03-24 09:02:24
A group of not-so-small wrists can't make a name for...
Norbit Comments
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Tressie 2022-02-17 08:01:05
"Usually, people love some people, and they marry and have children are other people."
The movie I watched yesterday is really...it makes me a little physically uncomfortable. Because when I saw this movie, there were three protagonists who were played by one person, and these three characters were simply, one man and one woman...the other was an old man. This character really...
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Reymundo 2022-02-17 08:01:05
Sad comedy
Nobit is so pitiful.
The more I watched, the more I felt very sad. When they finally got married for the second time under the big tree, I felt that it was the warmest shot. Also, in the end Nobit and Kate took over the orphanage and realized their dream. --I think that ordinary people have their...
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Rasputia: [to Norbit as she's grabbing his head] I'm gonna rip your head off.
Big Jack: Rasputia?
Rasputia: What?
Big Jack: Car.
Rasputia: I don't give a damn 'bout no car. I'm ready to die!
Big Jack: [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck] Car!
[Rasputia let's go of Norbit; Norbit is yelling, sending him down a hill in the woods]
Rasputia: I'm ready to die! I'm ready to die!
Big Jack: I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy! Damn!
Rasputia: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, goddamnit!
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Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Norbit: I object!
[congregation gasps and murmurs]
Preacher: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!
Mr. Wong: [pleased] Norbit.
Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy: [cheers] Norbit!
Kate Thomas: [surprised] Norbit!
Choir: [singing] Norbit-t-t-t!
Norbit: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.
Kate Thomas: Norbit, what are you doing?
Norbit: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.
Rasputia: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?
Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!
