Norbit Comments

  • Presley 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    This bitch is so fat! This man is so miserable!...

  • Robin 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    Tragic man~~~ That scene of crushing the bed is lingering in my...

  • Noemie 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    . . I don't know where to find the...

  • Gayle 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    This one continues Eddie's funny routine, but also adds a warm and touching plot. Every time I see him crying, it is a sign that the laugh is...

  • Garrick 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    I laughed so hard, that confession line is in place~ I can still watch...

  • Grayce 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    Hahahahahahahahaha hai black people's funny cells can be...

  • Jermain 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    Isn't America a lot of fat people? He really likes that...

  • Arturo 2022-03-25 09:01:11

    Fat woman is too classic...

  • Tremaine 2022-03-24 09:02:24

    A group of not-so-small wrists can't make a name for...

  • Evelyn 2022-03-24 09:02:24

    A group of not-so-small wrists can't make a name for...

Extended Reading
  • Reymundo 2022-02-17 08:01:05

    Sad comedy

    Nobit is so pitiful.



    The more I watched, the more I felt very sad. When they finally got married for the second time under the big tree, I felt that it was the warmest shot. Also, in the end Nobit and Kate took over the orphanage and realized their dream. --I think that ordinary people have their...

  • Tia 2022-02-17 08:01:05

    Should be classified as a tragedy

    This drama is classified as a comedy, and I thought it was funny at first.
    But I usually want to say that this should be a tragedy.
    Husband is stupid, stupid, and has done stupid things, marrying a stupid super fat woman who simply insults female figure and character.
    It began a period, a strange...

Norbit quotes

  • Rasputia: [to Norbit as she's grabbing his head] I'm gonna rip your head off.

    Big Jack: Rasputia?

    Rasputia: What?

    Big Jack: Car.

    Rasputia: I don't give a damn 'bout no car. I'm ready to die!

    Big Jack: [a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck] Car!

    [Rasputia let's go of Norbit; Norbit is yelling, sending him down a hill in the woods]

    Rasputia: I'm ready to die! I'm ready to die!

    Big Jack: I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy! Damn!

    Rasputia: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, goddamnit!

  • Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

    Norbit: I object!

    [congregation gasps and murmurs]

    Preacher: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!

    Mr. Wong: [pleased] Norbit.

    Pope Sweet JesusLord Have Mercy: [cheers] Norbit!

    Kate Thomas: [surprised] Norbit!

    Choir: [singing] Norbit-t-t-t!

    Norbit: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.

    Kate Thomas: Norbit, what are you doing?

    Norbit: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.

    Rasputia: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?

    Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!