Seinfeld Comments

  • Cristina 2021-10-20 19:02:59

    Learning and...

  • Ellis 2021-10-20 19:02:59

    Replay, too precise! A lot of jokes have appeared in real life. This time, I heard "Oh hi Mark" in the...

  • Skyla 2021-10-20 19:02:58

    After watching the first season, apart from the normal sitcoms, I think the interspersed impromptu speeches are quite interesting. In the future, I will try to make up the next few seasons. I heard it is a slow-moving...

  • Bernadette 2021-10-20 19:02:58

    The midfielder of...

Extended Reading
  • Dorothy 2022-12-10 09:09:01

    Changed my status yesterday

    Now it goes like

    Elain: So, a lot of times, I'll just lock the door to my office and I'll just sit there naked. I usually work naked a...couple hours a day. I cook naked, I clean....I clean naked, I drive naked. Naked. Naked. Naked.


    Before it was

    ED: Where's my sweater?

    ELAINE: What?!

    ED: My brown...

  • Shawna 2022-12-03 00:58:50

    A little insight

    Get to the point of laughter is very important, perhaps this is because some people love him and others disagree. A few years ago, I tried to watch this comedy classic as the first few American dramas that I came into contact with. However, after watching a few episodes, I gave up. A few years...

Seinfeld quotes

  • [Kramer is playing opera music on Jerry's stereo]

    Jerry: What the hell is that crap?

    Cosmo Kramer: It's Pagliacci, Jerry.

  • [Jerry's on the phone with the cops]

    Jerry: But officer, he threatened me. That's not right. What if I was the President of the United States? I'm sure you'd investigate. Well, I'm a comedian in the United States. And believe me, I'm under just as much pressure. All right, thanks anyway. OK, bye.

Seinfeld

Director: David Steinberg, Jason Alexander

Language: English Release date: July 5, 1989