Blackadder Back & Forth Comments
Blackadder Back & Forth quotes
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Blackadder: [Blackadder, on pain of death, must produce a present for Elizabeth I. He opens his wallet and shows the queen some plastic cards] Now these may not look much.
Queen Elizabeth: They don't.
Blackadder: [Nervously] No, but... umm... umm... well, well let's say... let's say... let's say that there was a place where you could buy absolutely everything.
Melchett: [laughing] We already have those Blackadder and they're called markets.
Blackadder: Right, right! Well, imagine that but times ten! As it were a "super" market.
Blackadder: [Holds up a blue Tesco Clubcard] Now if you gave someone at one of these "super" markets this... he would give you some "bonus points". Which would mean that once a month you could buy a tin of baked beans at half the normal price.
Queen Elizabeth: Kill him!
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Blackadder: [Blackadder trying to be friendlier towards Shakespeare at their second encounter] I'm a very big fan Bill.
William Shakespeare: Thank you.
Blackadder: Keep up the good work. King Lear... very funny!
