Extended Reading
  • Joesph 2022-05-27 18:33:13

    I'm so wretched!

    I thought that the male pig's feet would be caught by the dog, and then bit off with a click. . .

    I thought Steve went out for a run naked and the elk appeared. He would be vigorously provoked by the elk's horns and flick his intestines to the left and right to fly in the sky. . .

    I thought that...

  • Taya 2022-05-27 14:28:56

    Everyone has the first time

    In high school, I also liked to satisfy myself with novel masturbation methods and fresh masturbation locations. When I was seventeen or eighteen, my head was full of girls.
    When I like that person strongly, I have to fantasize about her body.
    When I was seventeen or eighteen, I wanted to know what...

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love quotes

  • Dana's Dad: Honey, it is not right to give a man blue balls.

  • Scott Stifler: Sounds like you're in the market for some homegrown Americans beef!

    Imogen: Sorry, I'm vegan.