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Jeromy 2022-10-11 19:12:43
Epilepsy Inspiration or Weirdness
I always think it's the weather in the UK that makes the UK have such a weird humour, pay attention, it's weird and not weird, weird that people can't understand and can never find the reason for, weird that no brain can produce . This kind of weirdness is like the inspiration that comes from...
And Now for Something Completely Different quotes
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[a vicar is attacked by keep-left signs]
Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU!
[the vicar and the keep-left signs depart]
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Mungo the Cook: You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is, and you come in with your petty feeble quibbling and you grind him into the dirt, this fine, honorable man, whose boots you are not worthy to kiss! Oh... it makes me mad...
[Slams cleaver into the table]
Mungo the Cook: Mad! Stark, stirring... MAD!