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Happiness quotes

  • Helen Jordan: Anyway, so the police came and looked in her freezer and found baggies filled with the doorman's genitals.

    Mona: I use baggies.

    Joy Jordan: Me too.

    Helen Jordan: Everyone uses baggies, that's why we can all relate to this crime. Don't you see?

  • Johnny Grasso: Do you have any tuna salad?

    Bill: Would you like a sandwich?

    Johnny Grasso: Yes please.