Extended Reading
  • Bernhard 2022-03-24 09:01:49

    Funny is funny, but the whole is still too frivolous, the winners are all stalks, and the last sermon is like a bizarre moral kidnapping and rhetoric.

  • Frances 2022-03-26 09:01:05

    The little easter eggs scattered in the plot are more interesting than the story itself, the overall space is empty, and it is messy and floating. The first easter egg at the end of the play made me really uncomfortable...Thinking of the fat man who died of overeating in the Seven Deadly Sins...how could Tutu explode? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ralph Breaks the Internet quotes

  • Ralph: [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill] Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled.

    Vanellope: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say.

    KnowsMore: Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today.

    Vanellope: Let me try.

    [She clears her throat]

    Vanellope: Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel!

    [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]

    KnowsMore: Oh. I only found one result for your query!

    [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]

    KnowsMore: Hmm. Isn't that interesting!

    Ralph: What? How did you-?

    Vanellope: Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.

    [to KnowsMore]

    Vanellope: Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!

    KnowsMore: Well, you're welcome.

  • [from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity]

    Yesss: Shank is for real cool.

    Vanellope: Right?

    Ralph: Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.