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Michael 2022-01-09 08:02:13
Who doesn't wanna get fucked by Ashton...
Ashton, you must have had a lot of fun making this film. Who won't get envious of you. I mean it's not just all the beautiful women you can fuck, but also those fancy dresses. I felt like I was watching a fashion show first, can someone please get some of those for me, I'd love to put them on and...
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Laverna 2022-01-09 08:02:13
No more when you want it
In the era of male sex, ashton kutcher is considered to be a good shape. As a man who lives by women, he is naturally very attractive. Of course, in the plot he is a full playmaker. In the mansion of his middle-aged girlfriend, wearing a customized suite bought by his girlfriend, driving benzG500,...
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Nikki: [as he's preparing a meal] It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Women grade on effort. It's almost better when the meal's a flop. It shows you're willing to make a fool of yourself. It's all about creating equity. Think of it as a point system. One for flowers, two for dinner, three for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. And then you can go back to watching football.
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Nikki: How do you like my new house?
Harry: You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house?
Nikki: The young ones do. Oh FYI, I'm a graphic designer if anyone asks.
[is looking glum]
Nikki: What? What happened?
Harry: I blew it.
Nikki: With who?
Harry: El Paso Erin.
Nikki: That DJ girl?
Harry: No, that's Hi-fi Tara. No El Paso's a somatologist. She's...
Nikki: That's...
Harry: I fuckin' froze up. I couldn't say anything. I... I started making cricket noises.
Nikki: You know what your problem is? You care too much. You gotta cut out the conversation, right? And just say something to piss 'em off.
Harry: Why?
Nikki: 'Cause once you piss 'em off, you set up the apology. And once you apologize you look like a sensitive guy.
Harry: I am a sensitive guy.
Nikki: All right, but you've gotta look like a rebel before you look like a sensitive guy.
