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Alfreda 2022-03-23 09:01:58
Look at SpongeBob SquarePants
It is found that American animation has always been ridiculed and self-deprecating. This time, the story of SpongeBob SquarePants is about self-seeking.
Because SpongeBob is a child, he didn't get a chance to get promoted. In addition to being depressed, the boss had an accident, and Brother... -
Julia 2022-03-21 09:01:58
imagine your 3 year old
After being pulled by my girlfriend to watch it together, I laughed.
That day my girlfriend just watched it and was about to turn it off. His father suddenly said, just look at that, it's a lot of "crap".
That day, my girlfriend's mother suddenly said: Look at the sponge baby.
How old is...
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie quotes
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Dennis: Finally.
[cracks knuckles]
Dennis: I got you right where I want you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You're gonna exterminate us?
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other, then burst out in laughter before wiping their tears]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen, Junior. You caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis: You mean these?
[grabs the seaweed mustaches off SpongeBob and Patrick's faces]
Dennis: I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
[Throws mustaches as SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes bulge at the sight of them]
SpongeBob SquarePants: They were fake?
Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.
[Pulls face mask off, grunts to sprout mustach from his upper lip]
Patrick Star: Is he a mermaid?
Dennis: All right. Enough gab.
[approaches SpongeBob and Patrick, who are trembling in fear]
SpongeBob SquarePants: What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis: Plankton was very specific.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton?
Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Patrick Star: Step on us?
Dennis: Yeah! That way, you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
[SpongeBob and Patrick look at each other]
Dennis: Uhh, perhaps I've said too much.
[extends spikes from the soles of his boots. SpongeBob and Patrick tremble in fear as Dennis positions his boot above them]
Patrick Star: That's a big boot.
Dennis: Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot!
[laughs]
Dennis: I love this job!
[Continues to laugh, only to be crushed by a bigger boot]
Patrick Star: Bigger boot!
[tries to run away]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait, Pat! This bigger boot saved our lives.
Patrick Star: Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: Thank you, stranger!
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Captain Bart the Pirate: You know, David Hasselhoff was a great artist.
Usher: Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart the Pirate: What?
[Pulls out sword]
Captain Bart the Pirate: Say that again, if you dare!
Usher: [More assertive] You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart the Pirate: [pauses, then sobs] Okay.
[the pirates leave the theatre as the Usher continues to sweep the floor]
