After the Sunset Quotes

[Stan is putting suntan lotion on Max]

Stan Lloyd: Don't you want me to coat everything?

[Max's fishing pole starts to move]

Max Burdett: My pole!

Stan Lloyd: No way, man! I'm only doing your back!

[Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple]

Ed: Sheila and I like to swap.

Lola Cirillo: Swap?

Ed: We like to have sex with other couples.

Max Burdett: Check please!

[Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple and are discussing their businesses]

Wendell: My family's been in manure for three generations.

Max Burdett: No shit.

Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.

Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.

Max Burdett: Give me a Jack on the rocks. It doesn't have a fancy name, but if it was good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me.

Luc: Frank? Who's Frank?

Max Burdett: Sinatra.

Luc: Did Frank take an umbrella?

Max Burdett: [laughing] Not even when it was raining.

Ed: So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max?

Max Burdett: I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines.

Ed: Oh.

Sheila: Oh.

Max Burdett: You should see those kids make those hats.

Henri Mooré: Mr. Burdett. It is a pleasure to meet you, sir.

Max Burdett: Oh, you're American. Hmm. Henri Mooré?

Henri Mooré: Ah, my name is Henry Moore. I place the thing on the 'e'. I felt it more appropriate to my surroundings.

Stan Lloyd: The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't.

Stan Lloyd: [pauses] People like you are never happy. You're anxious, type-A, egocentric perfectionists who can't sit still and die alone with a million bucks and a thousand regrets. Now, people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... they're the happy ones.

Max Burdett: The first diamond I've ever bought. I love you, Lola Cirillo. Marry me.

Lola Cirillo: [Lola kisses Max passionately, then sternly faces him] On one condition.

Max Burdett: Anything.

Lola Cirillo: I want the receipt.

[Lola suspects Max is trying to pull another heist off]

Lola Cirillo: You're cheating on me, aren't you?

Max Burdett: What are you talking about?

Lola Cirillo: Maybe not with a woman, but with a diamond.

Max Burdett: How was the tennis lesson?

Lola Cirillo: Great. The teacher said I'm a natural. He said I have the best backside he's ever seen.