Burying the Ex Quotes

  • MaxEvelyn: We will always be together... always and forever

  • Olivia: Green, eco-friendly zone.

  • Evelyn: Werewolves and vampires and zombies, they're figments, Max. They're not real.

  • Max: What did I say about using my place for sex?

    Travis: I don't know.

    Max: I said: use your own place.

    Travis: And risk having these chicks know where I live?

  • Travis: I think this is expired.

    Max: Twinkies don't expire.

    Travis: Yeah they do. Every 4 weeks.

    Max: Really?

    Travis: Then they get good again.

  • Olivia: So I took off all of my clothes, and I stood right in front of him, and I said, "you either pick Jesus, or you pick me." He picked Jesus.

  • Max: She's back, she's dead, and she thinks we're still dating!

  • Evelyn: If I kill you, then we can live happily ever after.

  • Max: I'll let Evelyn eat me, turn me into one of the living dead, and we can rot unhappily ever after.

  • Max: You ate Travis. You ate my brother.

    Evelyn: Half brother, Max.

  • Evelyn: You broke my heart!

    Max: I know, but it's not beating any more.

  • Evelyn: Can't we just go back to the way things were?

    Max: You're dead to me.

  • Olivia: [repeatedly hitting her] Stay - dead - you - stupid - zombie - bitch!

  • [last lines]

    Travis: Hey baby, you ever bang a zombie? Once you go undead, it's never been better in bed. Just sayin'...

  • Max: Face your inner monster, have courage to conquer it.

Extended Reading
  • Guillermo 2022-04-16 09:01:09

    On the importance of the activation of the dead. On the one hand, the promise in love is that two people should be together forever and stay together for a lifetime; on the other hand, loving someone should not be a physical occupation, and loving Ta should let him choose happiness; obviously, the film borrows humor The elements of terror are satirizing this contradictory love. In fact, brothers are the true love that never leaves. I still feel disgusted from the diagram I saw in ps. I didn't see that the second girl was such a pretty girl in the collapse of the apocalypse.

  • Alessia 2022-04-15 08:01:01

    I wanted to break up with my girlfriend, but she died. Wanting to get rid of the sadness, the new girlfriend posted it. Immediately killed by a zombie ex-girlfriend, but saved by a zombie brother. . What do you really want, why don't you play mahjong!