Edge of Tomorty: Rick Die Rickpeat Quotes

Morty Smith: Who are they?

Rick Sanchez: Crystal poachers, there's no lower form of life. They think the galaxies our own personal piggy bank.

Morty Smith: Wait then, what are we?

Rick Sanchez: We are Rick & Morty.

[Morty is driving Rick's spaceship, rather recklessly, so that he can follow a destiny to die in Jessica's arms]

Rick Sanchez: Morty, you know outer space is up, right?

Morty Smith: Yeah, yeah. I'm just, uh, following... my... instincts.

Rick Sanchez: Will you just go up?

[grabs at controls]

Morty Smith: Stop! You're gonna make me die wrong!

Rick Sanchez: Wait a minute, what? Morty, do you have a death crystal in your pocket?

Morty Smith: No... Maybe.

Rick Sanchez: You little monster! I thought you were masturbating!

Morty Smith: And you took that in stride?

Rick Sanchez: You rather I address it?

Rick Sanchez: So, ah, wh-what are we doing?

Morty Smith: [Pointing a gun at Rick] Stop asking questions. Stop doing meta-commentary. Just have fun. We're going on a simple, fun, classic adventure.

Rick Sanchez: Okay, y'know what? It would really help if you could just say anything other than what you don't want.

Morty Smith: I like Mr Meeseeks.

Rick Sanchez: Okay, now we're talking. Y'know what, I usually keep a Meeseeks box in my glove compartment. So maybe Fascist Rick does too.

[Morty opens glove compartment and takes out Meeseeks box]

Rick Sanchez: Ah, well look at that, now we're doing something we've done before.

[Rick presses on box, Meeseeks appears]

Mr Meeseeks: I'm Mr Meeseeks!

Rick Sanchez: [Points at Morty] Kill this Nazi prick!

Rick Sanchez: Hey Morty, quick favor...

Morty Smith: What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.