Hello, My Name Is Doris Quotes

Party Goer: I'm a teacher at a gay preschool.

John: I met a woman in the elevator this morning. We hardly exchanged more than a few words, but she made a big impression on me. She's standing right there... Look lady, I don't even know your name, but you set off a fire inside of me that I've not been able to put out since the moment I laid eyes on you. Can we explore this?

John: You're a baller, Doris. Straight up!