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Young Bethany: I think he went back in. We gotta go get him.
Young Fridge: Are you out of your mind?
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Mouse Finbar: Did I die and turn into a small muscular boy scout?
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Dr Smolder Bravestone: Who is Jumanji?
Mouse Finbar: Is that Barbara's boy?
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Professor Shelly Oberon: No, no, no! I'm the old fat dude! This can't be happening!
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Milo Walker: What in the Sam Hill?
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Professor Shelly Oberon: You got to have eyes in the back of your...
[gets attacked from behind by a python]
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[Eddie tries out Dr Bravestone's smoldering intensity]
Mouse Finbar: Are you having a heart attack? Breathe! Breathe! His whole left side is shutting down!
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Eddie: Getting old is a gift. I forget that sometimes, but it is. What more could a guy possibly want?
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Professor Shelly Oberon: It says dunes and we're in the dunes. No shit.
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Eddie: Holy shit!
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[in the desert; reading his list of strengths and weaknesses]
Professor Shelly Oberon: And for weaknesses, endurance. And what else? Let's see... heat, sun, and sand.
[punches chest and the list disappears]
Professor Shelly Oberon: Shouldn't be a problem. It's not like we're in the middle of a goddamn desert or anything!
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[Jumanji drums beat while a herd of ostriches run toward the stranded group, while Milo as Finbar is stalling to speak]
Mouse Finbar: Oh! There's one more thing about ostriches.
Professor Shelly Oberon: Oh, no...
Ruby Roundhouse: Say it!
Mouse Finbar: They travel in herds.
[ostrich screeches while it and its herd hone in on the group]
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Mouse Finbar: Why does everybody keep dropping from the sky?
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Eddie: Everybody should be so lucky to have a friend like Milo.
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Oberon: I've always been the super clever one, and he's always been super brave. And super ball-less.
Mouse: Stop saying that! Both of my balls are right here!
Oberon: In spirit.
Mouse: Hey...
Oberon: They're here in spirit.
[whispers]
Oberon: Always.
Elevator Guard: Of course
Oberon: Right, bro?
Mouse: [hesitates] Right. I got no balls.
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Oberon: I will torch you, bitches! I will literally burn your face!
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Oberon: If you touch my boobs, I will murder you!
Ruby: Too late! That was the first thing I did.
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Mouse: What is this guy's deal?
Ruby: He's what was it, an NPC? A non-player character. He has a limited number of things he can say.
Mouse: My friend Carl is the same way.
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[first lines]
Bethany: [texting a photo] Leaving this to come see you. And I can't wait.
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Young Fridge: I gotta stop hanging out with white people. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me.
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Mouse: [as Milo] You've got to pay attention to what's in your hand.
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Dr Smolder Bravestone: [as Eddie] Who is Jumanji?
Mouse: [as Milo] Well, if I was listening correctly, that is her sister.
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Mouse: [as Milo] Did I just kill Eddie by talking too slow? Like he always said I would?
Jumanji: The Next Level Quotes
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Shanon 2022-04-24 07:01:05
(5.0/10) did the same thing again. The former loser alliance quartet (not all of them) also made some sense to get some education through the game. This time, the two old men were forced to arrange it. This kind of film is very suitable for commercial theaters and their consumers, and it is worth watching but not worth pondering.
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Leann 2021-11-25 08:01:30
I laughed the loudest in the whole theater... It’s so rare that there are movies that are adapted from classics that make people love so much.
