Keanu Quotes

  • Rell Williams: I loved you in "The House Bunny".

  • Clarence Goobril: Wordness to the turdness.

  • Clarence Goobril: Oh my God, are those tiny penises? Please, Lord, let those be fingers.

  • Clarence Goobril: Listen, if you let us go, I might be able to get you into a meeting of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee if they're not in a closed session!

  • Keanu: Hello, Clarence. It's me, Keanu. Meow.

    Clarence Goobril: Wait, are you Keanu Reeves?

    Keanu: [laughs] Yeah, I'm your spirit teacher. People can't be excellent to you unless you're being excellent to yourself.

Extended Reading
  • Jaclyn 2022-02-16 08:01:38

    Using kittens to sell cuteness, black people as a comedy joke, except for the many movie posters of kitten COSplay, which are somewhat interesting, the plot is almost lethargic. It’s not enough to have kittens, the protagonist is too boring to act stupid.

  • Davon 2022-02-16 08:01:38

    To be honest, I can watch this cat for a day. The black brother’s laughter is still quite strange. Those who haven’t watched the talk show may not be able to watch it...