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Evan Webber: I like building up the anticipation.
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Evan Webber: Death? Death? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!
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Evan Webber: Chocolate with
[shouting]
Evan Webber: sprinkles!
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Genesis: Knock, knock.
Bel: Who's there?
Genesis: Cheating Evan.
Bel: Cheating Evan who?
Genesis: Cheating Evan-tually gets you killed.
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Genesis: This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan.
Bel: We have to punish you!
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Bel: I'm glad we knocked on your door.
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Bel: It's like destiny that we were meant to meet. Do you believe in destiny, Evan?
Evan Webber: I'm an architect, so obviously I believe in things happening by your own design.
Bel: Well... I do. I don't think people just pick randomly. I think that, if we are here together, it's because there's something we have to learn from each other.
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Evan Webber: What do you want?
Genesis: I want to play hide and seek.
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Jake: Dad, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us?
Evan Webber: I would love nothing more, sport, but if daddy doesn't work this weekend we'll have to live in a box. Do you guys want to live in a box?
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Louis: Bitch, you barkin' up the wrong fucking tree. I'm from Oakland, ho. I know two ghetto ass hoes when I see 'em.
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Evan Webber: You have your phone?
Genesis: Uh, yeah. Why?
Evan Webber: I can try and fix it.
Genesis: Really? Oh.
Evan Webber: My kid dropped mine in the tub, and you won't believe this but if you put it in rice, it kinda dries it out.
Genesis: That would be awesome!
Bel: Rice? Oh, my God, you're like a Mythbuster!
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Genesis, Bel: Happy Father's Day!
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Bel: Do you like what you see, Daddy?
Knock Knock Quotes
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Conrad 2022-04-23 07:02:29
People are people, not saints. Tests and bottomless tricks are boring. Although Mars is beautiful and charming, it's best not to mess with Comrade Li. He is the master who slaughtered the city for a dog.
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Alexa 2022-03-26 09:01:07
God sent two little devils to test a male protagonist... I have to say that the male protagonist is too weak to fight.
