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Mike Martingano: [dressed as a police officer] Good evening. You live here?
Kim: Yeah.
Mike Martingano: Yeah? What's your name?
Kim: Kim.
Mike Martingano: Kim, can you move back for me, please?
[enters house full of women]
Mike Martingano: We keep getting complaints about noise and underage drinking. Everybody sit down, we're gonna be here for a while! You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you?
Kim: No.
Mike Martingano: Good. 'Cause I do!
Mike Martingano: [rips off pants, women scream]
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Dallas: Will you welcome to the stage, the one, the only... Magic Mike!
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Dallas: [to The Kid] You are the husband they never had! You are that dreamboat guy that never came along!
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Mike Martingano: Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur?
Mike Martingano: Either one.
Mike Martingano: I was hoping this was all a joke.
Mike Martingano: It is pretty funny.
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Dallas: Fact is, the law says you cannot touch!
[smiles]
Dallas: But I think I see a lotta lawbreakers up in this house tonight...
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Mike Martingano: I have, like, $13,000 saved.
Mike Martingano: Wow. That's a lot of ones.
Mike Martingano: There are some fives in there.
Mike Martingano: Oh, ok. No twenties?
Mike Martingano: Oh, you don't wanna know what I have to do for twenties.
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Mike Martingano: [from trailer]
Mike Martingano: So you gonna come to the show tonight?
Mike Martingano: No.
Mike Martingano: You're gonna come to the show tonight.
Mike Martingano: No!
Mike Martingano: You just said over there that you like the show!
Mike Martingano: That doesn't mean I'm gonna go again!
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The Kid: [from trailer] Are you hitting on my sister?
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Mike Martingano: How pregnant did you get that girl's mouth last night?
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The Kid: You're a fucking stripper?
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Dallas: He's young, good looking...
[about The Kid]
Mike Martingano: He can't dance for sure.
Dallas: He can't dance for shit, but that is teachable.
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Joanna: I don't normally like blondes, I know, but she's really cute.
Mike Martingano: Yeah, but she's not going to be like you know, our type. You know what I'm saying?
Joanna: So, you're not into her?
Mike Martingano: No,no, that's not what I'm saying, she's like, she's a little uptight.
Joanna: OK, well we're fucking her, not taking her to dinner.
Mike Martingano: That's not going to happen. She's a dinner type is what I'm trying to say, if you get me.
Joanna: Oh, OK, um, if you decide you want to share... If you change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. And besides you know how much I love to eat.
Magic Mike Quotes
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Johanna 2022-04-21 09:01:58
Those little feelings are quite like that, and the meat is also sold very well!
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Krystina 2022-04-22 07:01:20
My biggest doubt is that I only saved 13,000 after working as a Male Stripper for six years? The money of the American prostitutes is too hard to earn! Although there are many kinds of meat in it, none of them are my style. If Josh Harnett comes to dance, he will definitely give five stars!
