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on gravestone: If you do not love me I shall not be loved - Samuel Beckett
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Mathias Gold: Is that why he shot and stuffed all those animals,so he wouldn't have to shoot and stuff your mother?
Chloé Girard: Or your father.
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Chloé Girard: Say goodbye, say this is a mistake, say I got two beautiful daughters waiting for me at home and this is crazy.
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Mathias Gold: I bleed for her, she bleed for me...
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Mathias Gold: A perfect flower is nearly old.
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Chloé Girard: What are you doing here?
Mathias Gold: I own this apartment. And I also own Madame Girard.
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Mathilde Girard: Precision is the key to a long life. Precision and wine.
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Mathias Gold: A boar is a bore.
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Mathilde Girard: Englishness is so obvious, you have no choice.
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Mathilde Girard: I eat dinner each night at precisely 8 o'clock. And breakfast is at precisely 8 AM. I don't eat lunch. Lunch is off a meal that interests me.
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Chloé Girard: J'ai deux mots à vous dire...
Mathias Gold: No no. No French. My French is for shit.
Chloé Girard: Please don't be so vulgar.
Mathias Gold: Well, I'll try not to be. But I can't make any promises.
Chloé Girard: I know exactly who you are and I know exactly why you're here.
Mathias Gold: Who am I exactly and why am I here?
Mathilde Girard: Chloé!
Chloé Girard: Maman, s'il te plaît!
Mathias Gold: I had a Cairn terrier named Murphy who used to eavesdrop constantly. He was 90 in dog years when he died; same age as your mom.
Chloé Girard: My mother's 92.
Mathias Gold: She told me she was 90.
Chloé Girard: She lies about her age.
Mathias Gold: She had me totally fooled.
Chloé Girard: You have no legal access here before my mother dies. If you continue to trespass, Mr. Gold...
Mathias Gold: Whoa whoa. Let's just talk all over, ok? Hi. I'm Mathias Gold. I'm from New York. I'm renting a room from your mother. I've paid her...
Chloé Girard: I have no time for this. Simply and clearly, if you're not out of this apartment by noon today, our lawyers will petition the police to have...
Mathias Gold: Excuse me. But I'd like to say something simply and clearly. This is my apartment. Yeah. My dad bought it and he paid for it over 43 years; gazillions of dollars and then he left it to me. I don't care if your mother's 500 years old and the two of you ended up living in a tent. I own this apartment and I'm gonna sell this apartment. The moment I have the money in my pocket, I'll be gone and not a minute before, ok?
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Mathias Gold: I shot the pig.
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Mathias Gold: [Ranting drunkenly] Vive la French people!
My Old Lady Quotes
Extended Reading
Director: Israel Horovitz
Language: English,French,Italian Release date: November 21, 2014