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Rose Lorkowski: There's not a lot that I am good at. But I'm good at getting guys to want me. Not date me, or marry me, but want me.
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Lynn: How'd she die?
Norah: It was sorta a do-it-yourself thing?
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[first lines]
Talking Deer Head: Attention all fellow deer. If you find deer feed in the middle of the forest, be a bit suspicious.
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Oscar Lorkowski: [barely old enough to repeat all the jargon] We're gonna make a money pool, cause it's the smart way. It's capital, you don't spend it, you invest it. So that way we can get to do SP-250, and with money left over.
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Norah: [about phone call] What was that?
Rose Lorkowski: [excitedly] A suicide.
Norah: [to young nephew] It's a good thing.
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Oscar Lorkowski: [into the CB] Where was I before I was born?
Oscar Lorkowski: What happens when we die?
Oscar Lorkowski: If you already live in heaven, where do you go when you die?
Oscar Lorkowski: Can you see everything down here?
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Rose Lorkowski: [explaining her job] I mean because people don't realize the safety risks involved with the removal of - blood and body fluids.
Heather: I cannot imagine. You like it?
Rose Lorkowski: [bravely] Yeah. I do. Um, we come into people's lives when they have experienced something profound - and sad. And they've lost somebody, you know? And um, the circumstances, they're always different. But that's the same. And we help. In some small way we, um, we help.
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Joe Lorkowski: It's a business lie, it's different from a life lie.
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Mac: Hey, you can handle this report tonight, can't you? I gotta thing I gotta do.
Randy: It's a blonde thing or a brunette thing?
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Joe Lorkowski: You get bored a lot?
Oscar Lorkowski: Yeah.
Joe Lorkowski: You look out the window?
Oscar Lorkowski: All the time.
Joe Lorkowski: Well, see that proves how intelligent you are. They should be catering to you. They should be doing something special for you.
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Rose Lorkowski: I don't want this anymore.
Mac: So, that's it?
[Rose nods yes]
Mac: [long pause] That's it then.
[Mac walks away]
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Joe Lorkowski: Yeah well, it's tough bringing up a kid by yourself, isn't it? Try two.
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