The Big Bang Theory Quotes

  • [repeated line when Sheldon knocks on Penny's door]

    Sheldon: [Knock-knock-knock] Penny!

    Sheldon: [Knock-knock-knock] Penny!

    Sheldon: [Knock-knock-knock] Penny!

  • [repeated line when Sheldon tells a sarcastic joke]

    Sheldon: Bazinga!

  • [repeated line when someone accuses Sheldon of being crazy]

    Sheldon: I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested!

  • Sheldon: You're not done with her, are you?

    Leonard Hofstadter: Our babies are gonna be smart and beautiful.

    Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

  • [repeated line]

    Penny: Holy crap on a cracker.

  • Leonard Hofstadter: [after a motorcycle accident, which no one asks him about] My leg is killing me, thanks for asking.

  • Penny: Look, Sheldon's hugging me!

    Leonard Hofstadter: It's a Saturnalia miracle!

  • Penny: So, what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-Men?

    Sheldon: No. The X-Men were named after the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my C-Men.

    Howard Wolowitz: [as Sheldon walks away] Oh, that's not a good name.

  • Raj Koothrappali: [to a random person] I'm gonna be in People magazine!

    Charlie Sheen: [turns around to him] Call me when you're on the cover.

  • Leonard Hofstadter: [repeated line whenever Sheldon is about to begin a long rant] Here we go.

  • Sheldon: Stop pawing at me like you're a Bear and I'm a Trash Can full of Swedes!

  • Leonard Hofstadter: [Repeated line] Oh balls!

The Big Bang Theory

Director: Anthony Rich, James Burrows, Ted Wass, Joel Murray

Language: English,Hindi,Italian,Russian,Mandarin,Klingon Release date: May 1, 2006