The Experiment Quotes

  • [first lines]

    Travis: [playing shuffleboard] You suck, don't you?

    Gertrude: You suck.

    Travis: Yeah, I suck so bad I just skunked you. Which means, you gotta eat your pills.

    Gertrude: You're supposed to be nice to me.

    Travis: I am nice to you. It's not my fault you got no game.

    Gertrude: You suck, Travis.

    Travis: I know.

  • Barris: We are strangers in a strange time.

  • Chase: I only have three rules: eat twat, smoke pot, and smile a lot.

  • Oscar: [to Helweg] Memo to Adolf, the uniform isn't real.

  • Nix: Expert in the penitentiary system, are you boy?

    Travis: I just watch a lot of Discovery Channel.

  • Archaleta: Justice is what keeps us safe as a society. Ordered law.

    Travis: Justice is what starts wars. And eye for and eye for an eye. It takes a turning of the cheek for this species to evolve.

    Archaleta: Ah, so you're the one who knows what it's going to take for this society to evolve.

    Travis: I'm just regurgitating what people have been saying for a long time.

  • Nix: Still think we're higher on the evolutionary chain than monkeys?

    Travis: Yeah, 'cause we can still do something about it.