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Driss: 100 euros says I can lose them.
Philippe: You're on.
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Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind
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Philippe: Hope well and have well.
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Philippe: My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her.
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Driss: I'm not going in there, even you! I'm not gonna lead you in the back like a horse.
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Driss: [after listening to classical music] We listened to your classics. Now it's time to listen to mine.
[plays Earth Wind & Fire]
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[repeated line]
Driss: She got the hots for me.
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[repeated line]
Elisa: Leave me alone.
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Philippe: [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache] Oh, it's awful.
[moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]
Philippe: I look like my grandpa.
Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.
Philippe: [François now has a Hitler mustache] No, come on.
Driss: That's not funny, no?
Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?
[does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]
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Driss: Where do you find a paraplegic?
Philippe: I don't know.
Driss: Where you leave him.
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[first lines]
Driss: [while driving] Outta the way.
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Driss: Can't the motivation sign for you?
Philippe: No no no, Magalie can't do that.
Driss: It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.
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Philippe: [teasing] What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.
Driss: Easy on the sass, alright.
[Philippe laughs]
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Driss: It's not about being ready. I do not do that. I don't empty a stranger's butt. I don't even empty a friend's butt. I usually don't empty butts. It's a matter of principles.
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Driss: What a seducer! He's epistoling like a boss.
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Driss: So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?
Philippe: That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.
[Both laugh]
Driss: Both of them?
[They laugh even harder]
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Driss: Guys from the north drink so much, they're all beating their ladies. She'll see there's no risk with you.
[Philippe chuckles]
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[Orchestra plays next symphony]
Driss: Oh I know this one. Everyone know it. Of course.
[mockingly]
Driss: You have reached the Paris unemployment agency. All our lines are currently busy. The estimated waiting time is two years.
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[Orchestra plays next symphony]
Driss: Isn't it Tom and Jerry?
Philippe: [resisting to laugh] Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.
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[while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular]
Philippe: A quick cut would settle it.
Driss: You're in great shape. I love it.
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Driss: [in hysterics at the opera] It's a tree! It's a singing tree! Ha ha ha ha! It's German! He's singing in German!
The Intouchables Quotes
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Carey 2022-04-24 07:01:02
One is from the outside, the other is published from the inside. The point that touches is the point of the world, across ethnic groups and strata, except of course, the two countries that are in harmony with each other for the festive season.
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Levi 2022-03-25 09:01:05
❶What Phillips need is calm and dignity, which is more rare than caring from sympathy or filial piety that implies moral performance. ❷Delisi’s process of dispelling the upper-class social pretensions one by one is the most successful of this type of themes. ❸François Cluzet has another perfect performance after "Little White Lies".
