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[first lines]
Steve Jones: Man, this thing rides smooth!
Kate Jones: It's very nice.
Steve Jones: Yes, it's like riding on the ass of an angel. I mean, I wish I could have sold a crossover like this, I wouldn't have been able to keep them in stock.
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Kate Jones: [after sudden kiss] What was that?
Steve Jones: Just applying myself.
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Steve Jones: [after sudden hug] Geez, I should say "icon" more often.
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Steve Jones: [ducking out of cosmetics presentation] I'd love to give this my full attention, but I'm gonna go see Larry - tell him I'm gay.
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[last lines]
Steve Jones: Where to?
Kate Jones: Arizona.
Steve Jones: Seriously?
Kate Jones: Is that alright?
Steve Jones: You're the boss...
Kate Jones: [chuckling]
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Steve Jones: I want you to come join me in the real world.
Kate Jones: This is my real world.
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Kate Jones: My guess is they sleep in separate bedrooms.
Steve Jones: Yeah, I know how that feels.
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Kate Jones: Oh, you know... you've seen one Mr. Jones, you've seen 'em all.
[Steve starts to laugh, but doesn't]
The Joneses Quotes
Extended Reading
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Ara 2022-03-27 09:01:14
little was real just like the spending bubble.
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Libbie 2022-03-27 09:01:14
2010.09.18 The filming was quite exquisite. The first half of the plot where everyone was doing "villains" together seemed very enjoyable, but then it became a bit boring to talk about feelings seriously.
