The Man Who Invented Christmas Quotes

  • Mr. John Dickens: The mere sight of cows causes her actual, physical pain.

  • Scrooge: Humbug!

  • Charles Dickens: No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of another.

  • Tara: [after Dickens reads the part where Tiny Tim dies] NO!

    Scrooge: Rude.

    Tara: Is Tiny Tim dead?

    Scrooge: Well, of course he is, imbecile.

    Charles Dickens: He was very ill.

    Scrooge: You can't save every child in London.

    Charles Dickens: And the family has no money for a doctor.

    Tara: Then Scrooge must save him!

    Scrooge: ME?

    Scrooge: He wouldn't...

    Tara: WHY?

    Charles Dickens: Well, he's too selfish.

    Tara: He can change, there's good in him, somewhere. I know it.

    Scrooge: People don't change.

    Charles Dickens: He's been this way, for a long time. I'm not sure he can change.

    Tara: Of course he can, he's not a monster.

    Scrooge: I thought this was a ghost story, not a fairy tale.

    Tara: He wouldn't let Tiny Tim die, Mr. Dickens. He has a heart, doesn't he? It would be too wicked, even for him.

  • Charles Dickens: [In the Garrick Club] Why do we come here?

    John Forster: Hmmm?

    Charles Dickens: The service is terrible. The food is inedible. The fees keep going up. It's full of...

    [the waiter arrives, a doddering old gentleman]

    Charles Dickens: .

  • Mrs. Dickens: No one is useless in this world...

    Charles Dickens: ...who lightens the burden of another - I know.

    Mrs. Dickens: For all his faults, you won't find a kinder man.

    Charles Dickens: Hmmm. How long he is growing up to be one.

  • Mr. John Dickens: We must not disturb the poet when the divine frenzy is upon him.

  • Charles Dickens: Oh, skittleshins to Mrs., Fisk.