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Haruhi Suzumiya: Listen this isn't fun and games, you mess around and I'll kill ya!
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Haruhi Suzumiya: [forcing Mikuru to change into a bunny girl costume] Come on put it on, get dressed!
Mikuru Asahina: I don't want to.
Haruhi Suzumiya: Shut up and strip!
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Mikuru Asahina: [holding a gun] You should never shoot this while pointing at other people, you should only shoot empty cans with it!
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Kyon: Okay. Asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so stupid, you can't even consider it a topic suitable for idle conversation. And if you still want to know how long I believed in some old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this: I never believed in him.
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[Haruhi has been told that her plot to frame the Computer Brigade leader of harassing Mikruru will fail because so many witnesses will deny it]
Haruhi Suzumiya: Then I'll tell everyone you thugs gained up on her and
[bleep]
Haruhi Suzumiya: ed her!
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Quotes
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