Constance: I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
Nina: Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested.
Nina: I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
Nina: You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo home to sleep with you.
Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.
Rodney: Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right when you come to the middle of it.
Sidney: If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister I'd have an affair with you in a second.
Nina: Freud didn't know DICK about women.
Rodney Fraser: One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
Dr. Robert Joley: We're too old to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.
Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Nina Borowski: I haven't practiced for a while.
George Hanson: I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.
Sidney: I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China.
Sidney: Betty, we should go.

Constance: Betty was your other wife. I'm Constance.
Constance: Do you love him?

Nina: Yeah, whatever that means.
Nina: I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you.
George Hanson: Do you ever just want to touch her nose? I mean its like a Tulip.

Nina: Don't start that with her.
Nina: Head up young person.
Dr. Robert Joley: Are you okay honey?

George Hanson: How did we get back to the "honey" stage so quickly?

Dr. Robert Joley: Maybe we never should have left it.
Mrs. Sarni: No hot water between 2 and 7.

George Hanson: Did you get your television fixed Mrs. Sarni?

Mrs. Sarni: Why? You wanna come over and watch?
Vince McBride: How come its okay for him to live on top of you and not me?

Nina: He's not living on top of me and he's leaving in 2 weeks.

Vince McBride: Na na na, he's never goin' anywhere. He's gonna fall in love with you and turn straight.

Nina: [laughs] You're crazy.

Vince McBride: Not if you're lookin' at what I'm lookin' at.

Nina: Vince!

Vince McBride: What?

Nina: [whispers] Get in here.
George Hanson: So, you're an ear, nose and throat man?

Dr. Goldstein: No, that's my... you know professional life.

[shakes his head]

Dr. Goldstein: I have other interests that go below the upper torso.
Nina: Don't you miss men?

George Hanson: Yeah, sure. Sometimes. Don't you?

Nina: I guess.

George Hanson: But I don't miss them when I'm with you.
Nina: So, are you gonna go?

George Hanson: I don't know.

Nina: That usually means yes.

George Hanson: I hate that you know me so well.
Louis Crowley: I used to give women lots of opinions but now, I go with the flow.

Nina: Are you gay?

Louis Crowley: I'm sorry?

Nina: I've this new theory that any man who doesn't hit you over the head with his opinions must be gay.
Rodney: Clearly, the no-talent who directed this hoped to transform the world's greatest love story into a Calvin Klein commercial. The man should be shot.

Romeo & Juliet Director: Mr. Fraser.

Rodney: Yes.

Romeo & Juliet Director: I'm the director.

Rodney: Ah!

[Director punches Rodney in the face]
Wedding Guest: [to Nina about George] Your husband is adorable.

Wedding Guest: I can't imagine my husband still calling me his friend.
Nina: [talking about Vince to George] But he's not home to me. You are.
George Hanson: [introducing Paul to Nina] Oh and uh... this is Nina.

Nina: Hi! You were... great.

Paul James: It's great to meet you. George talks about you all the time.

Dr. Goldstein: Hey George! George... Jerry, how are you? I want you to meet somebody.

Trotter Bull: I don't know if you remember me from college. We talked all night about Walt Whitman. Trotter Bull.

George Hanson: Paul! Paul! Paul! This is Trotter Bull.

Paul James: Oh my god! I've heard so much about you.

Nina: [imitating Paul] George talks about you all the time.

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The Object of My Affection short comments

Daphnee 2022-02-03 08:12:16

6.6. The front is good, but too many lines in the back are bad, and a Hollywood-style fantasy ending can't change my sympathy for the heroine: there are so many men, fathers with children, adoptive fathers and soul friends, but one of them is satisfied Are you there? When you reach middle age, isn't your mind still alone? ? ? Since the male protagonist turned back from the scum ex, the character became unpleasant, too fickle--of course, the main thing is that I don't like the true love who lives in the critic. PS: The eyes of the two protagonists are good-looking, bright, and very moving.
Mortimer 2022-03-27 09:01:21

Star for the gay manifesto in the film. The first half is very smooth, and the second half is a bit disjointed. The staggering ways of the characters' relationships have turned into a big pie. The happy ending ushered in on the basis of the real problem is unbelievable. I beg you ladies, don't think about breaking up with friends, just be content with gay honey.