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[from a Super Bowl spot]
Mr. Krabs: The commercials in this game are really expensive, SpongeBob.
Squidward: [scoffing] It's just the pre-game.
Mr. Krabs: You've got twenty-six seconds to tell me everything in this movie.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [saluting] Sir, yes sir! There's fast cars, flashbacks, Snoop Dogg...
[a crowd of fish gasps]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... robots...
[SpongeBob rips his pants and gets excited]
SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a wise sage...
Sage: Hello!
SpongeBob SquarePants: ...churros...
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [losing focus] Ohhh...
SpongeBob SquarePants: ...the only thing missing is Gary.
[SpongeBob is screaming out in the open with lightning strikes in the background]
SpongeBob SquarePants: GARY!
Patrick Star: Let's go find him!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Do I smell a road trip?
Patrick Star: That could be my breath!
[the title appears and read by the commercial's narrator]
Mr. Krabs: Eh, that was money well spent!
[the Super Bowl spot ends]
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SpongeBob SquarePants: [holding up a squeaky toy] Ooh, Gary, what's this?
[Gary eats the toy. There's an awkward pause]
SpongeBob SquarePants: OK, that'll come out later.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Aww, don't worry, Gar-bear. I'll be back before you can say "Why did he cruelly abandon me like that?"
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[Squidward trudges to the Krusty Krab. The joint is dismal, but thankfully empty]
Squidward: Another day, another migraine.
[He goes to sit behind the register]
Squidward: Well, at least I'll get a little peace and quiet before that little...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good morning, Squidward!
[Squidward jumps in fright and almost drops his magazine]
SpongeBob SquarePants: And isn't it a lovely morning?
Squidward: [knowing that any interaction from SpongeBob means trouble for him] Nope, not talking to you. I'm especially not getting involved in any of your nonsense today. I always end up with the wrong end of the stick.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, Squidward.
[Squidward sighs]
SpongeBob SquarePants: But you should know that Old Gertrude's getting pretty finicky these days.
Squidward: Old Gertrude? Who the kelp is that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You worked with her for years! She's the eight-burner grill in the kitchen.
[SpongeBob enters the kitchen]
Squidward: [through clenched teeth] It never ends.
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[Young Patrick sits on a log by himself, sobbing. Young SpongeBob walks up to him]
Young SpongeBob: Hi, my name's...
[Patrick bawls. Tears gush out of his eyes. He topples off the log]
Young SpongeBob: Hi, my name's...
[Patrick bawls even harder. A blast of tears shoots out and sends SpongeBob flying backwards. SpongeBob recovers and quickly shields himself]
Young SpongeBob: Hi, my name is SpongeBob, what's your name?
Young Patrick: I'm... Pa-Pa-Patrick. Waaaahhh!
Young SpongeBob: Why are you crying, Pa-Pa-Patrick?
Young Patrick: I'm homesick.
[He clambers back onto the log and continues sobbing]
Young SpongeBob: Well, that's a pretty good reason.
[He jumps onto the log and sits next to Patrick]
Young SpongeBob: Maybe all you need is a friend.
Young Patrick: WAAAAHHH! I don't have any friends!
Young SpongeBob: Well, you've got one now!
Young Patrick: Really?
[He picks up SpongeBob to see where this friend the sponge mentioned is]
Young Patrick: Who is it?
Young SpongeBob: It's me!
Young Patrick: You mean it?
Young SpongeBob: Of course!
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Otto: I have a gambling problem.
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Squidward: Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob, but at the same time... well, I love him. I love him. And I hate him. He's like ice cream with salt on it, because he's sweet and super annoying. He's nice and nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying! Okay, fine, he's mostly super-freaking-annoying. But this little nattering noodge... is my friend. And he doesn't deserve to die.
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[the gang peers out from a hiding place]
Mr. Krabs: Do you think we should have stayed in there with Squidward?
Patrick Star: Nah, he's got it.
[Squidward stumbles around inside the suit of armor]
Squidward: Where is everybody?
Soldier: Charge!
[the soldiers attack, knocking the armor into a fire pit. The metal heats up and Squidward screams in pain. The armor jumps up, clutching its behind, slips on Patrick's food and falls out a window]
Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks: Squidward!
[the gang rush down a spiral staircase]
Sandy Cheeks: We've got you! Hold on!
[as Squidward plummets towards the ground in the burning armor, the gang races outside with a trampoline to catch him. They dart this way and that with the trampoline. The armor crashes to the ground next to them]
Patrick Star: Man down.
[a chicken drumstick lands on the trampoline. A dazed Squidward emerges from the hole in the ground]
Squidward: [sarcastically] Good... catch.
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Sandy Cheeks: Alright, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?
Squidward: We don't know where he is, Sandy. Hasn't been here in days.
[Sandy grabs Squidward around the neck suspiciously]
Sandy Cheeks: Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.
[She lets go of Squidward and points an accusing finger at Mr. Krabs]
Sandy Cheeks: And you, arthropod. Start talking. Where is he? Tied up in the basement? Stuffed in your trunk?
Mr. Krabs: Nay, I could never harm the lad. His absence has taught me that much. And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone.
[Sandy and Squidward exchange looks]
Mr. Krabs: Okay, fifty percent talking about the money, fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy.
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Patrick Star: [trying to be optimistic] Buck up, SpongeBob. It's not over yet.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It sure feels over. And crappy.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Thank you. I love my sense of ironing too.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run Quotes
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Constantin 2022-04-21 09:03:08
Thank you for wasting my 90 minutes?
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Summer 2022-04-23 07:04:01
As a big movie, it really can't be compared with the previous ones, but this is completely the most classic SpongeBob SquarePants and then uses 3D and is a very fine and beautiful 3D movie! The values, character and style of the earliest seasons of SpongeBob SquarePants, as well as the story. I'm really touched, I'm super happy, I like it very much.
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run
Director: Tim Hill
Language: English,Arabic Release date: March 4, 2021