The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run Quotes

  • [from a Super Bowl spot]

    Mr. Krabs: The commercials in this game are really expensive, SpongeBob.

    Squidward: [scoffing] It's just the pre-game.

    Mr. Krabs: You've got twenty-six seconds to tell me everything in this movie.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: [saluting] Sir, yes sir! There's fast cars, flashbacks, Snoop Dogg...

    [a crowd of fish gasps]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ... robots...

    [SpongeBob rips his pants and gets excited]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ... a wise sage...

    Sage: Hello!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ...churros...

    SpongeBob SquarePantsPatrick Star: [losing focus] Ohhh...

    SpongeBob SquarePants: ...the only thing missing is Gary.

    [SpongeBob is screaming out in the open with lightning strikes in the background]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: GARY!

    Patrick Star: Let's go find him!

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Do I smell a road trip?

    Patrick Star: That could be my breath!

    [the title appears and read by the commercial's narrator]

    Mr. Krabs: Eh, that was money well spent!

    [the Super Bowl spot ends]

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: [holding up a squeaky toy] Ooh, Gary, what's this?

    [Gary eats the toy. There's an awkward pause]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: OK, that'll come out later.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Aww, don't worry, Gar-bear. I'll be back before you can say "Why did he cruelly abandon me like that?"

  • [Squidward trudges to the Krusty Krab. The joint is dismal, but thankfully empty]

    Squidward: Another day, another migraine.

    [He goes to sit behind the register]

    Squidward: Well, at least I'll get a little peace and quiet before that little...

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Good morning, Squidward!

    [Squidward jumps in fright and almost drops his magazine]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: And isn't it a lovely morning?

    Squidward: [knowing that any interaction from SpongeBob means trouble for him] Nope, not talking to you. I'm especially not getting involved in any of your nonsense today. I always end up with the wrong end of the stick.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, Squidward.

    [Squidward sighs]

    SpongeBob SquarePants: But you should know that Old Gertrude's getting pretty finicky these days.

    Squidward: Old Gertrude? Who the kelp is that?

    SpongeBob SquarePants: You worked with her for years! She's the eight-burner grill in the kitchen.

    [SpongeBob enters the kitchen]

    Squidward: [through clenched teeth] It never ends.

  • [Young Patrick sits on a log by himself, sobbing. Young SpongeBob walks up to him]

    Young SpongeBob: Hi, my name's...

    [Patrick bawls. Tears gush out of his eyes. He topples off the log]

    Young SpongeBob: Hi, my name's...

    [Patrick bawls even harder. A blast of tears shoots out and sends SpongeBob flying backwards. SpongeBob recovers and quickly shields himself]

    Young SpongeBob: Hi, my name is SpongeBob, what's your name?

    Young Patrick: I'm... Pa-Pa-Patrick. Waaaahhh!

    Young SpongeBob: Why are you crying, Pa-Pa-Patrick?

    Young Patrick: I'm homesick.

    [He clambers back onto the log and continues sobbing]

    Young SpongeBob: Well, that's a pretty good reason.

    [He jumps onto the log and sits next to Patrick]

    Young SpongeBob: Maybe all you need is a friend.

    Young Patrick: WAAAAHHH! I don't have any friends!

    Young SpongeBob: Well, you've got one now!

    Young Patrick: Really?

    [He picks up SpongeBob to see where this friend the sponge mentioned is]

    Young Patrick: Who is it?

    Young SpongeBob: It's me!

    Young Patrick: You mean it?

    Young SpongeBob: Of course!

  • Otto: I have a gambling problem.

  • Squidward: Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob, but at the same time... well, I love him. I love him. And I hate him. He's like ice cream with salt on it, because he's sweet and super annoying. He's nice and nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying! Okay, fine, he's mostly super-freaking-annoying. But this little nattering noodge... is my friend. And he doesn't deserve to die.

  • [the gang peers out from a hiding place]

    Mr. Krabs: Do you think we should have stayed in there with Squidward?

    Patrick Star: Nah, he's got it.

    [Squidward stumbles around inside the suit of armor]

    Squidward: Where is everybody?

    Soldier: Charge!

    [the soldiers attack, knocking the armor into a fire pit. The metal heats up and Squidward screams in pain. The armor jumps up, clutching its behind, slips on Patrick's food and falls out a window]

    Patrick StarSandy Cheeks: Squidward!

    [the gang rush down a spiral staircase]

    Sandy Cheeks: We've got you! Hold on!

    [as Squidward plummets towards the ground in the burning armor, the gang races outside with a trampoline to catch him. They dart this way and that with the trampoline. The armor crashes to the ground next to them]

    Patrick Star: Man down.

    [a chicken drumstick lands on the trampoline. A dazed Squidward emerges from the hole in the ground]

    Squidward: [sarcastically] Good... catch.

  • Sandy Cheeks: Alright, what'd y'all do with SpongeBob?

    Squidward: We don't know where he is, Sandy. Hasn't been here in days.

    [Sandy grabs Squidward around the neck suspiciously]

    Sandy Cheeks: Don't you play coy with me, cephalopod.

    [She lets go of Squidward and points an accusing finger at Mr. Krabs]

    Sandy Cheeks: And you, arthropod. Start talking. Where is he? Tied up in the basement? Stuffed in your trunk?

    Mr. Krabs: Nay, I could never harm the lad. His absence has taught me that much. And I'm not just talking about the money I'm losing with him gone.

    [Sandy and Squidward exchange looks]

    Mr. Krabs: Okay, fifty percent talking about the money, fifty percent talking about I truly miss the boy.

  • Patrick Star: [trying to be optimistic] Buck up, SpongeBob. It's not over yet.

    SpongeBob SquarePants: It sure feels over. And crappy.

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I love your sense of irony, Patrick.

    Patrick Star: Thank you. I love my sense of ironing too.

Extended Reading
  • Constantin 2022-04-21 09:03:08

    Thank you for wasting my 90 minutes?

  • Summer 2022-04-23 07:04:01

    As a big movie, it really can't be compared with the previous ones, but this is completely the most classic SpongeBob SquarePants and then uses 3D and is a very fine and beautiful 3D movie! The values, character and style of the earliest seasons of SpongeBob SquarePants, as well as the story. I'm really touched, I'm super happy, I like it very much.