The Wash Quotes

Dee Loc: Man who the hell knockin' at my door like the fuckin' popo's.

[Walks over to the door and looks through peephole]

Dee Loc: Oh shit nigga turn that shit down it is the popo's.

[to Mr. Washington over the phone, for firing him]

Chris: How's your day going? Good, 'cause the rest of your day's gonna be FUCKED!

Mr. Washington: [Mr. Washington recently fired Chris. Chris calls Mr. Washington's private number] Hello?

Chris: Good morning, Mr. Washington? How's your day? Good. Cause the rest of your day's gonna be fucked! You fucked with the wrong motherfucker, asshole!

[Laughs]

Chris: I'm gonna fuckin' kill you. I'm gonna fuckin' kill you! I got the mothafuckin' AK/And I'm gonna spray everyone mothafucka round your way/I got the mothafuckin' glock!/And I'm comin' on your mothafuckin' block!

Mr. Washington: How'd some fool get my private line?

Chris: You probably wonder how I got this number?

[Razzes into the phone, and hangs up]

Dee Loc: [answers phone] Hello?

Slim: Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr. Wash

Dee Loc: Well, how much ya want?

Slim: Uh, hold on a sec,

[turns to face]

Slim: How much we want?

Face: Tell him we want 50 cent fool

Slim: Oh, ok

[talks to Dee Loc on phone]

Slim: we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec

[turns to face]

Slim: so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters!

Face: we want 50 thousand dollars fool!

Slim: Oh, ok

[talks to Dee Loc on phone]

Slim: we want 50 thousand dollars fool!

Dee Loc: [Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends] These guys are just plain stupid!

Slim: ...And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's

Face: 100's fool!

Slim: oh, 100's fool!

[a pair of police officers come across C-Money, who was laid out by Norman]

Police Officer: What's the matter, Chris? You get knocked the fuck out?

Slim: Hello, this the kidnappers again. Me and Face...

Face: Fool, you just said my name!

Slim: [to Face] Fool, is you Destiny's Child? Ain't nobody said your muthafuckin' name!

Sean: Mr. Wash wanna see you.

Dee Loc: What he wanna see me for?

Sean: It's worse than you think!

Dee Loc: Huh? Man stall me out wit all that mystery shit and tell me what's up.

Man in Trunk: [C-Money opens Mafia Tony's trunk] Oh my God you've gotta help me, they're gonna kill me! I fucked this guy's sister man! I didn't mean to fuck her!

C-Money: Eh man, sorry I can't help you.

Man in Trunk: Bitch!

C-Money: Mr Washington, don't you see how hard we over here workin'?

Mr. Washington: I see how hard y'all about to try to work me.

C-Money: Yea well actually, actually me and uh-

[looks at Lil Dee and hits him]

C-Money: me and Lil Dee right here. We were thinking how its about time you start uppin' our pay.

Lil Dee: Yep

Mr. Washington: [laughs] First of all, y'all ain't thinking. Second of all, if and when y'all find uppin' in the dictionary. That's when I'm gonna up and do that. Until that day y'all need to uppin' y'alls ass over there in that line. Asshole and asshole like.

C-Money: See man I told you not come over here fuckin' with him. Man you stupid!

Lil Dee: What? Man look.