What to Expect When You're Expecting Quotes

  • Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.

  • Ramsey: Rubbin' is racin'.

  • Vic: There's no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die.

  • Vic: I didn't use to call it that, but once you've seen a baby come out of there, trust me, it's a vagina!

  • Gary: [to Wendy] Sweet bird of paradise! Was that you?

Extended Reading
  • Ryder 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    If these big names can be replaced, especially Diaz, maybe the film will be better. If it weren’t for the mother-to-be confession of true love on stage and a little bit of attention, this film is only worth 2 stars.

  • Major 2022-04-24 06:01:01

    If anyone TM invents the technology for a man to give birth to a baby, it should be given to him by the Nobel for the next 100 years.