Wrong Turn Quotes

Carly: I think if you ever want to get in my pants again...

Scott: Affirmative.

Carly: ...this is the last time you use the "e" word. Okay?

Chris: Excuse me, sir, do you have a payphone?

[Old Man signals to one nearby; Chris tries to use it unsuccessfully]

Chris: Uh, this one's not working. Do you have another phone I could use?

Old Man: Long distance?

Chris: Uh... what isn't long distance from here, right?

Old Man: You cuttin' wise with me, son?

Chris: No, sir, I'm just... I'm running behind and I really need to make a call.

Old Man: Well, that there's my only phone.

Chris: Right. The highway's really jammed up. Do you know of another route heading south?

Old Man: Nope.

Chris: [consults a map on the wall] Hey, why's this Bear Mountain Road dotted like this?

Old Man: Dirt.

Chris: Dirt road?

Old Man: Bet they ain't got around to paving it yet.

Chris: It looks like it runs in the highway about fifteen, twenty miles. Is that right?

Old Man: If you say so.

Chris: Thank you very much. Take care, okay?

[Chris gets in his car and drives off]

Old Man: You're the one who's gonna need to take care.

Jessie: Hey, what's your name?

Chris: Chris Flynn.

Jessie: You hurt, Chris Flynn?

Chris: No, I'm fine.

Jessie: Good.

[throws a bag at Chris]

Jessie: 'Cause you're the mule.

[Scott pretends to fall]

Carly: That is not funny.

Scott: Look's who scared now... Sorry.

Carly: Whatever. Just get me to a motel room, run me a very hot bath and be prepared to provide me with a lot of orgasms.

[Jessie and Chris start laughing]

Chris: I think they need to be alone.

Jessie: Whoa, wait guys, this road isn't on here.

[points to map]

Carly: That's because we don't have the redneck world atlas.

Chris: Let's make this quick.

Scott: Actually, maybe we should keep walking.

Carly: What, the next house is gonna have a white picket fence?

Scott: If there is a next house.

Scott: Okay, who lives here?

Carly: I don't know, but can you help me find the bathroom?

Scott: Baby, I think this is the bathroom.

Chris: [pulling over a branch] Can you hold this?

Jessie: Why?

Chris: 'Cause we're gonna knock this fucker outta the tree!

Evan: You know, we should've just taken her to New York.

Francine: No, you know how she loves this outdoors stuff.

Evan: Yeah. If you ask me, though, nature sucks.

Francine: Well, the next time she gets dumped we'll take her to New York.

Carly: [looking at the room where the inbreds' victims' belongings are] God, look at this place.

Scott: Yeah, it's like the garage sale from hell.

Jessie: Carly, look at me, okay? Scott died protecting us. We need to keep ourselves alive, or it was for nothing. Okay? We're all in this together, Carl. Come on.

Carly: [whimpering] I want him back.

Jessie: I know, I know. Carl, look at me, okay? Look. We're gonna stay alive. We're gonna get out of this. We're gonna get out of these woods, we're gonna find the police and we're gonna make sure those motherfucks are punished for this. Okay?

Evan: Okay, you guys go, and we'll just stay here, Francine and...

Scott: And get high.

Evan: Yeah... so?

Francine: [smoking pot] Where did you get this?

Evan: I found it in my dad's room, actually.

Francine: Drop your pants.

Evan: What?

Francine: When do people always show up, Evan? What are we doing? Consider it an experiment in probability theory.

[Jessie opens her eyes after sleeping and sees one of the cannibals coming at her]

Jessie: They're here!

[they both freak out for a second]

Chris: No. No, they're not. You were dreaming.

Jessie: I wish.

[Jessie is calling for help into the radio]

Carly: Say mayday.

[first lines]

Rich: Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!

Halley: Okay, you're great. You got the line?

[last lines]

Chris: C'mon, you motherfuckers. Just die.

Evan: [looking through Francine's car while Francine looks through Chris' car] Goddamnit! Hey? Did you find anything to eat?

Francine: [chewing on a chocolate bar she found] No... no, sorry!

Evan: Scott and Carly took all our frigging sun screen!

[he hears a sound in the woods and goes to check it out]

Francine: [finds a book] Y'know, I think this guy must be some kind of doctor! Maybe we should get him to write us some prescriptions when he gets back.

[lights a cigarette]

Francine: He doesn't have any smokes either. We're almost out... Evan?

[adjusts the mirror to see where Evan was standing; he is no longer there]

Francine: Evan?

[exits car and starts looking around]

Francine: Evan! Where are you? Are you pissing or something?

Evan: Why don't we just wait for someone else to come along?

Jessie: [indicating Chris] What, like Speed Racer here?

Jessie: [Chris opens the screen door of a house] Hey, hey, hey. What're you doing?

Chris: I was gonna see if they had a phone. I mean, you guys can wait out here if you want.

Jessie: You can't just go barging into someone's house like that.

Scott: Yeah, 'cause, you know, I'm just thinking West Virginia, trespassing, not a great combination.

Carly: Look, I need to pee.

Scott: Well, I need to remind you of a little movie called Deliverance.