the lobster

Dante 2022-09-12 17:46:01


5
00:02:05,635 --> 00:02:07,401
I'm really sorry

6
00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,158 Does
he wear glasses or contacts

7
00:02:11,493 --> 00 :02:12,483
glasses

8
00:02:31,237 --> 00:02:33,091
you gotta hit the road

37
00:04:30,552 --> 00:04:31,593
this dog is

38
00:04:31,599 -- -> 00:04:34,823
is my brother who came here a few years ago but the pairing failed

39
00:04:34,866 --> 00:04:36,585
You may remember him

40
00:04:36,711 --> 00: 04:40,672 Medium
build 48 years old half bald blonde

41
00:04:40,787 --> 00:04:42,594
I don't remember Mr.

79
00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,322
He looks out the window

80
00 :07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,705
Captured loners

81
00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,961
lying unconscious on the wet ground

82
00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:42,806
Fortunately they were wearing waterproof The cape thinks to himself
107
00:09:02,936 --> 00:09:05,501
If the pairing fails, which animal do you want to be

108
00:09:05,561 --> 00:09:06,861
Lobster

109
00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:08,892
Why is it a lobster

110
00:09:08,957 --> 00:09:12,322
Because a lobster can live for over a hundred years

111
00:09:13,171 --> 00:09:16,263 Internal
flow with aristocratic blue blood

112
00:09:17,839 --> 00:09:20,885
and maintain fertility for life

113
00:09:22,051 --> 00:09:25,572
and I like the sea very much


143
00:12:38,911 --> 00:12:41,360
Strong hunger hits that morning

144
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:45,725 He instinctively swallows a whole
chicken but has no appetite > 00:14:12,778 My father fell in love with a woman with better math 169 00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:14,778 So left my mother 170 00:14:16,405 --> 00:14:18,553 She's a graduate student 171 00:14:18,715 --> 00:14:20,482 My mother is a bachelor's graduate 172 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:23,779 I was 19 when I was 173 00:14:26,186 - -> 00:14:28,166 My mother failed pairing at the hotel 174 00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,828 was turned into a wolf 175 00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:32,041 I miss it so much she 176 00:14:33,591 --> 00:14:35,474







































I learned that she was sent to the

zoo177
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,466
so I visited her often

178
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,458
I would feed her raw

meat179
00:14:41,352 --> 00:14:43,113
I know wolves like raw

meat180
00:14:43,168 --> 00:14:45,143
But I don't know which is my

mother181
00:14:45,158 -- > 00:14:47,614
So I feed each wolf a little

182
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,575
One day I decide to break into the fence

183
00:14:54,924 --> 00:14:56,981
because I miss her so much I want her to hug me

184
00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,899
I climbed over the fence and jumped in

185
00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:03,272 The
wolves immediately Charged at me and attacked me

186
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:06,185
Only two wolves were still standing there silently

187
00:15:06,703 --> 00:15:09,527
So I deduced that one of them must be my mother

188
00:15:12,383 --> 00:15:16,130
Zoo security arrived in time and took me to the doctor

189
00:15 :17,006 --> 00:15:19,716
I wasn't amputated but was a little lame

190
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:22,231
It's also my personality

191
00:15:23,651 --> 00: 15:25,828
My wife died six days ago

192
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:29,205
She was so beautiful and I love her so much

193
00:15:30,714 --> 00:15:32,173
She was too lame

194
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:37,774
thank you john please go back and take your seat

413
00:37:21,399 --> 00:37:22,735
congratulations

414
00:37:22,843 --> 00:37: 28,094
interactions between the two will be overseen by hotel staff and

me415
00:37:28,195 --> 00:37:31,116
If there is any problem between you

416
00:37:31,146 --> 00:37:32,866 If
there is any unresolvable conflict

417
00:37:32,937 --> 00 :37:34,309
will assign you children

418
00:37:34,336 --> 00:37:36,171
Children can solve a lot of husband and wife problems

480
00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:21,593
One day he was playing golf When I thought to myself

481
00:42:21,615 --> 00:42:29,631 It's harder
to pretend to have feelings than to pretend not to have feelings

482
00:42:31,522 --> 00:42:34,342
He thinks again that he likes her accent

483
00 :42:34,596 --> 00:42:37,685
And also prefers girls with short hair

484
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,450
So he picked her

485
00:42:41,319 --> 00: 42:43,873
He will follow her while hunting

486
00:42:43,915 --> 00:42:47,122
Once she's hunted he'll tell her

487
00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:51,744
These sedative guns are ridiculous I wish I had a real gun

488
00 :42:51,893 --> 00:42:54,549
Why didn't you beat him to death

489
00:42:54,834 --> 00:42:58,078
When she grabbed the solitary traveler by the throat

490
00: 42:58,111 --> 00:43:01,901
He'll say I want him to die right away

491
00:43:50,671 --> 00:43:51,666
What 's wrong

492
00:43:52,211 --> 00:43:55,167
She jumped out of room 180

493
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,992
Blood and cookies were all over the place

494
00:43:58,041 --> 00:43:59,693
I wish she died right away

495
00:44:01,027 --> 00:44:02,299
or

496
00:44:03,125 --> 00:44:05,479
I want her to die in pain

497
00:44:05,813 --> 00:44:08,735
Just don't hear her sad cry in my room

498
00:44:09,216 --> 00:44:12,813
Because of me Just about to lie down for a while I need to calm down

499
00:44:13,897 --> 00:44:15,830
I just finished playing golf and I'm so tired

500
00:44:16,056 --> 00:44:19,002
I don't want to hear a woman coming Before she died

501
00:44:19,143 --> 00:44:21,320
She was so loud I couldn't hear you

502
00:44:21,482 --> 00:44:23,836
Next time we'll find a quiet place to talk

503
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,760
Goodbye

504
00:44:32,491 --> 00:44:33,279
Goodbye

534
00:48:16,419 --> 00:48:17,575
Good morning

535
00:48 :22,483 --> 00:48:23,382
good morning

536
00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:26,651
I killed your brother

537
00:48:27,672 --> 00:48:29,681
He struggled a long time before he died

538
00:48:29,815 --> 00:48 :32,252
Maybe it's not dead yet

539
00:48:33,021 --> 00:48:35,092
I kicked him for a long time

540
00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:37,432
It's okay

541
00:48:38,864 --> 00:48:41,623
He wailed for a while and the sound was weird

542
00:48:42,102 --> 00:48:43,143
Like this

543
00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:52,518
Must be because of pain

544
00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,999
- didn't you hear anything - no

545
00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:57,308
You did sleep soundly

546
00:48:58,346 -- > 00:49:00,968
- want some coffee - ok

547
00:49:02,319 --> 00:49:04,979
I drink it after I wash my face and brush my teeth

548
00:49:08,888 --> 00:49:12,549
I'd love to hear the story you promised me last night

549
00: 49:12,994 --> 00:49:17,948
Your student's terrible final college project

550
00:49:36,070 --> 00:49:38,526
is a funny story

551
00:49:39,244 --> 00 :49:44,471
His name is Los RYESS

552
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,177
I have no tears but water I just washed my face

553
00:49:54,663 --> 00:49:55,955
I I know you've been lying to

me554
00:49:55,979 --> 00:49:57,557
but I don't understand

why555
00:49:57,580 --> 00:50:01,757
You know that marriage cannot be built on

lies556
00:50:01,770 --> 00:50:03,994
we're going to see the hotel manager now

557
00:50:04,008 --> 00:50:06,130
You will be punished

558
00:50:06,146 --> 00:50:07,752
What kind of punishment

559
00:50:07,888 --> 00:50 :10,510
became an animal that everyone hated
563
00:52:25,055 --> 00:52:29,096
At first he wanted to end her in the most painful and cruel way

564
00:52:29,252 --> 00:52:
31,838 Like what his brother did before he died

565
00:52:31,859 --> 00:52:33,119
Raise her legs

566
00:52:34,185 --> 00:52:38,266
He wants to kick her one by one

567
00:52:38,515 --> 00:52:42,138 and
then stab in the same spot

568
00:52:47,838 --> 00:52:50,612
But he thinks it's futile

569
00:52 :50,825 --> 00:52:55,635
She was in a coma and couldn't feel the pain of the kicks and knives

937
01:21:54,283 --> 01:21:56,283
You don't have to accept rabbits from other people

938
01:21:56,310 --> 01:21:59,444 If
you want to eat, just say I'll catch you

939
01:22: 01,765 --> 01:22:04,270
Rabbits are hard to catch but I will try my best

940
01:22:04,371 --> 01:22:06,420
I don't want you to owe someone else

941
01:22:07,239 --> 01: 22:08,504
Thank you

942
01:22:10,135 --> 01:22:11,712
The man who gave you the rabbit

943
01:22:12,676 --> 01:22:14,000
is myopia

944
01:22:14,519 --> 01:22:17,168 I
don't know if it should be

945
01:22:17,445 --> 01:22:18,361
That's good

946
01:22:30,379 --> 01:22:32,192 Is
that a sparrow on the tree

947
01: 22:34,092 --> 01:22:37,127 is
too far to see clearly, right?

948
01:22:37,368 --> 01:22:39,549
- are you myopic - not

949
01:22:39,638 --> 01:22:41,988
- you lied - I'm telling the truth

950
01:22: 47,774 --> 01:22:49,465
what is written here

951
01:22:50,528 --> 01:22:51,689
YKK

952
01:22:52,455 --> 01:22:53,680
You already know

953
01: 22:53,825 --> 01:22:55,410
The words on the zipper are the same

954
01:22:55,505 --> 01:22:57,064
I'm really not myopic

955
01:22:57,396 --> 01:22: 59,430
Why don't you believe it?

956
01:22:59,932 --> 01:23:02,418
I used to be a pilot with good eyesight

957
01:23:02,505 --> 01:23:04,086
You wear contact lenses

958
01: 23:04,615 --> 01:23:07,094
I don't wear contact lenses and I'm not short-sighted

959
01:23:07,118 --> 01:23:08,477
- I swear - you are

960
01:23:08,630 --> 01:23:10,575
You think I can't see it Me

961
01:23:12,964 --> 01:23:13,814
Show me

962
01:23:15,878 --> 01:23:16,776
Show me

963
01:23:17,132 --> 01:23 :18,669
I want to see your eyes

964
01:23:20,337 --> 01:23:23,023 Look
up

965
01:23:25,176 --> 01:23:26,215
Up

966
01:23:27,376 -- > 01:23:28,466
look down

967
01:23:30,282 --> 01:23:31,067
Left

968
01:23:33,544 --> 01:23:34,382
Right

969
01:23:35,837 --> 01 :23:36,668
Up

970
01:23:44,562 --> 01:23:45,567
Sorry

971
01:23:47,118 --> 01:23:49,161
I thought you were lying to me

972
01:23:51,053 --> 01:23:52,254
sorry
1073
01:35:30,876 --> 01:35:33,063
why did you blind me

1074
01:35:33,415 --> 01:35:35,193
why it was me and not him

1142
01:41:01,671 --> 01:41:03,111
Can you speak German

1143
01:41:06,132 --> 01:41:06,937
No

1144
01:41:08,989 --> 01:41:10,656
I can teach you German

1145
01:41 :12,002 --> 01:41:14,544 It
takes a year of study to have a basic conversation

1146
01:41:14,567 --> 01:41:16,870
Still can't master it so it doesn't make sense

1147
01:41:17,102 --> 01:41:20,521
German is one of the hardest languages ​​in the world

1148
01:41:20,588 --> 01:41:23,188
because the grammar is extremely complex
1204
01:47:57,958 --> 01:47:58,930
Cheeks

1205
01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:10,604
Fingers

1206
01:48:19,011 --> 01:48:19,959
Elbows

1207
01:48:40,475 --> 01:48: 42,467 want to
see my belly

_
_ _ _ -> 01:48:50,990 Smile 1211 01:49:10,181 --> 01:49:11,885 Can I have a knife and fork 1212 01:49:11,955 --> 01:49:13,926 Steak knives not butter knives 1213



















01:49:14,024 --> 01:49:14,718
OK

1214
01:49:29,170 --> 01:49:29,877
Thank you

1215
01:49:39,658 --> 01:49:41,474
I'm going to stab

1216
01:49:42,226 --> 01:49:43,889
Do you need me to go with you

1217
01:49:44,224 --> 01:49:45,757 It's
better if you don't go

1218
01:49:46,972 --> 01: 49:48,011
Don't worry

1219
01:49:49,412 --> 01:49:50,762 It's
a little awkward at first

1220
01:49:50,785 --> 01:49:52,629
But I get used to it

1221
01:49:53,561 --> 01:49:55,554
Your other senses will be sharpened

1222
01:49:55,702 --> 01:49:58,631
Like touch and hearing

1223
01:49:59,318 --> 01:50:00,127
I know

1224
01:50:11,340 --> 01:50:12,676
won't make you wait too long

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The Lobster quotes

  • Nosebleed Woman: I'm sorry, I've got blood on your shirt. But don't worry, there are many ways to remove bloodstains from clothing. One way is to rinse the clothes with cold water then rub with sea salt. Another way is to scrub the stains with cotton wool dipped in ammonia. The third way is to mix flour and water into a paste, like toothpaste, especially if the clothes are delicate or brightly coloured. But just never use warm water on blood, ever.

  • Short Sighted Woman: [narrating] One day, as he was playing golf, he thought that it is more difficult to pretend that you do have feelings when you don't than to pretend you don't have feelings when you do.