There is something that comes once a month, there is something that comes once a year

Kiana 2022-04-21 09:01:38

The following is a quote from a self-study student’s impassioned rant, which is very happy, and reprinted:

“I admit that I am mentally retarded, because I bought a ticket to buy a big bucket of popcorn with “Dawn” printed on it and went to the cinema openly, and I didn’t sleep for a minute. I read it. But I also have my reasons. This thing is like the Spring Festival Gala. Everyone knows

that it affects digestion. The coaches are all imperialist belly button aesthetics? The cheeks are so square that my eyes hurt, the big head cake face is lying on the nose, the black eyes are hanging up, the mouth is rotten, the teeth are red and I don't wash my hair, this guy is a transformation Voldemort in the middle of nowhere! Where is he handsome, bastard!!

Besides, the heroine. Well, classmates are good-looking, but you can't wear a Kev rolling pin expression every day just because your surname is Ke! The winking look when you got married, I I didn't know whether you wanted to marry or not even after searching your stomach and belly!!! Panting, blinking, swallowing, drooling, pulling your hair and playing it on a loop, Miss, are you thinking of you as a card

? I know that you look so sweet, but it’s not your fault to always act with a constipated expression. Undress more and less frown, love life and stay away from the rolling pin, this is the way to survive.

Finally, complain about the plot, oh, this part is full It's overflowing.

The world has really changed. Everyone loves a Bella, who is unsure of what to do with a brain and a paralyzed face. Did she stab a voodoo doll behind her back? Bella Dehua was unhappy in her sex life after marriage. Dehua's mentally overwhelmed physical expression made Bella pregnant. Where did you put the face of the infertility hospital? Bella After being pregnant, she was like Tutankhamun with the cloth strips removed. Did she tell us that Dehwa and her are true love? He clearly said that he was going to die, but after being bitten a few times, he came back to life, dear, don't you feel embarrassed yourself? The lines are always "Don't die, I'll die if you die" or "Don't do this, don't do this", have you passed the fourth grade of college English? If it is Japanese dubbing, wouldn't it be the whole story "Yah buy a disc"?

Finally In the end, why should such a disgusting film have the beauty of Hoho Rio!!!!”

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Extended Reading
  • Laila 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Daddy Vampire, why are you so disabled? ? ! !

  • Bernadette 2022-03-20 09:01:29

    All the stars give Jacob's muscle mass!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 quotes

  • Edward Cullen: It's an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to, and who'll accept you for what you are. I've been waiting for what seems like a very long time to get beyond what I am. And with Bella, I feel like I can finally begin.

  • Bella Swan: Are you okay? Being here?

    Jacob Black: Why? Afraid I'll trash your party?

    [hears growling in the woods]

    Jacob Black: You're not the only one. You think I'd be used to telling you goodbye by now. Come on, you're not supposed to be the one crying, Bella.

    Bella Swan: Everyone cries at weddings.

    Jacob Black: This is how I'm gonna remember you. Pink cheeks, two left feet, heartbeat.

    Bella Swan: So what, soon I'm gonna be dead to you?

    Jacob Black: No. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to appreciate your last night as a human.

    Bella Swan: Well, it's not my last night.

    Jacob Black: I thought you?

    Bella Swan: I didn't really want to spend my honeymoon writhing in pain.