Only Xinchun is the king

Annetta 2021-12-15 08:01:01

The story goes like this: on the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea, there are a group of brutal men in heavy armor who are always fighting in the name of God in various crackling wars, and some kind of plague appears when they return home. Then a witch came over and said, I did it all, get me up quickly, so the church or something arrested her. Unexpectedly, witches never eat spinach, but their strength is so great that they will fall one by one. At the same time, they said, I am not a witch! You are hurting weak girls! The priest said he was very puzzled, and he wanted to go to the mountain side and the sea side to ask God. With three big guys (one of them is our actor Cage), they can be bodyguards. There is also a soy sauce maker, and he knows Lu. There is also a handsome boy to play with. They were on the road happily. The road was very dark and windy, with mountains, waters, broken bridges, and many big bad wolves. Two people were killed by the witch early because of saying bad things about the witch. Even too! They finally reached the side of the mountain and found that God had already died of the plague... The wise priest picked up the book of Solomon and chanted the spell, and the witch really appeared in its original form! It turns out that she is not a beauty but a bat! This great demon wants to destroy all the books of Solomon in the world, then the world will be in darkness! Oh my! so horrible! my Lord!

Later...other characters were killed by the big devil... the hero killed the big devil... at the same time he was brave enough to die. So the little handsome guy and the little beautiful girl who was possessed by the devil were left behind. Facing the rising sun, they led a beautiful and harmonious new life.

The story tells us: the supporting role will die, and the protagonist will be the last one to die. At the same time, the prince and princess are always together.

I am very sympathetic to the people in the desperate Western countries. A movie about feudal superstition and anti-science can still be released. In our socialist countries, there are no witches. This is feudal dregs.

View more about Season of the Witch reviews

Extended Reading
  • Demetris 2022-04-22 07:01:31

    The various moans that the teacher makes every time he is hurt is really... so sweet ❤

  • Felipe 2022-04-24 07:01:07

    The overall blandness and local flaws are there, but they are not classified as bad films. The assessment of North America's evil is that they are disgusted with the political inaccuracy of witches in the film. Crusaders and witches appear in it. , Black Death, knights, exorcism and other medieval background elements are exciting, the overall dark tone is very bold in business, and the middle is similar to the plot of "Guanshan Feidu", several characters are not too convincing, Cage's regular performance.

Season of the Witch quotes

  • [after Felson and Behmen are thrown into jail]

    Felson: What they do with deserters anyway?... Hang them?...

    [deeply in thoughts]

    Felson: Burn them?

    Behmen: Probably both.

  • Behmen: [preparing for battle] Whomever slays the most men drinks for free.

    Felson: I'll take the 300 on the left, you take the 300 on the right.

    Behmen: But if we divide them evenly, who will buy tonight's drinks?

    Felson: Oh, you're buying, my friend.