Today it's all giant bugs, giant spiders, giant grasshoppers.
Who would believe such monsters?
(The old ones were much spookier, they had castles and full moons.)
They were mythic.
They had a poetry to them.
And you know what else?
The women.
The women prefer the traditional monsters.
The pure horror, it both repels and attracts them.
Because in their collective unconsciousness they have the agony of childbirth.
The blood,the blood is horror .
Take my word.
If you want to make out with a young lady,
you take her to see Dracula.
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