Jagged Alice vs Alien

Ellen 2022-04-21 09:01:56

My friend and I discussed a profound question about "Resident Evil 4": If zombies appear at three per second, Alice fires five bullets per second, and the probability of each bullet hitting a zombie is two-thirds, then in the end What is the probability that Alice is alive? The answer is one hundred percent. Because this question is to test the plot, not the probability.
The heroine has experienced hundreds of battles, and the boss can't be beaten to death; the appearance of Brother Axe makes people feel sad, and the man with oil head and sunglasses is also very ecstatic to do a backflip while dodging bullets. When the oil-headed man took off his sunglasses to reveal the bloody eyes of the cottage, I laughed. This was a spoof of "X-Men". Who still remembers Schwarzenegger by the Daming Lake?
No one can stop the director from turning a zombie movie into a sci-fi movie. The heroine Alice is turning into a selfie aunt who is about to enter middle age. Her blood-splattered coins and bullets tell us--brother is not burning money , is lonely.
Hollywood is always trying to cover up the empty plot with gorgeous stunts and slow motion, making people want to drag the director out of the sea while wanting to fast-forward. The structure of the story can be summarized as: the heroine's revenge is not dead + save the amnesia girl + fight the octopus monster + fight the axe brother + fight the oil head man. The heroine fights monsters and upgrades all the way, the executives of the umbrella company are all mentally handicapped, and the long-awaited beauty of Nakajima is just a cannon fodder zombie who appears for 90 seconds. Isn't the director and screenwriter so ironic?
"Resident Evil 5" will be released in China in September. Please abide by the principles of zombie films, standardize the use of slow motion, respect the audience's IQ and RMB, and don't let Li Bingbing become the cannon fodder of the X virus, otherwise, wait for Du Fu to bless you. !

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Extended Reading
  • Lilliana 2022-03-22 09:01:42

    It turns out Nakajima Mika is just an introduction~

  • Karelle 2022-03-23 09:01:48

    Could it be that the director's IQ is not enough to help him think that just slowing down the action scenes and plagiarizing tricks like The Matrix still can't take a movie with poor plot and actors' acting skills away from the ranks of junk movies!

Resident Evil: Afterlife quotes

  • Chris Redfield: Claire?

    Claire Redfield: What?

    Chris Redfield: Claire, it's me. It's Chris.

    [Chris caresses her cheek, Claire grabs his arm and twists it behind his back]

    Claire Redfield: I don't know you.

    Chris Redfield: Claire. I'm your brother, remember? What the hell's happened to you?

    Alice: Hey. It's okay. Let him go.

    [Claire releases his arm]

    Alice: Look, she suffered some sort of memory loss. If you really are her brother, it'll come back.

  • Claire Redfield: Alice, you were my friend?

    Alice: I like to think so.

    Claire Redfield: Was I a good person?

    Alice: Why would you ask that?

    Claire Redfield: I don't know, I just, I have this feeling that I let people down.

    Alice: You're not the only one.

    Claire Redfield: What do you mean?

    Alice: We struggle, we fight, we watch our friends die. Survival is a bitch.