Never go to the cinema, remember! Absolutely! !

Caitlyn 2022-04-21 09:01:55

Today, I turned on the TV to watch a movie, av6 channel, saw Diaz, and thought to myself: hey~ not bad!
Then I saw Jay Chou, and then I heard his "nunchuck" (it's annoying!) I thought to myself: How did the av6 set introduce Jay Chou? Could it be that how does Jay Chou invest?
Originally, I was introducing "The Green Hornet", which was quite right. I continued to watch it, and I heard the introduction of "Kaito is the assistant of the starring Green Peak". Bruce Lee was also brought out to compare, oh, I still know Xiaolong Yes, but Keto is a god horse? ? Kato? Is that the uncle who made soy sauce beside Jay Chou? Oh, that original director! Later, a Chinese compatriot appeared on the screen, saying something in standard English: keitou! I suddenly realized, oh, it's keitou played by Bruce Lee, that's right! It turns out that our great gd leaders and their younger brothers have translated the keitou of Jay Chou's cosplay in the new version of "The Green Hornet" into a character with the surname "Kai" and the name "Tuo" in order to conform to the understanding of our people!
However, I have a question why it is not called "Kaizi"? Could it be that the character played by Jay Chou is a caregiver? In addition, we also know that foreigners have fist names? I don't know if keitou's surname is TAMAGORZI, so how to translate this? ? I was confused, I didn't understand after thinking about it for a long time.
PS: This may be the most boring and watery movie review you have ever seen. There are no spoilers, no emotions, no logic or ideas, because I admit that I have no sexual interest after seeing "Kaito". .
After thinking about it later, although I don’t like Jaylen, and the main character is not handsome, but anyway, there are cool, explosive, and Diaz to watch, but I suggest: for your physical and mental health (like me, after reading av6’s film review, Obviously unhealthy), don't go to the cinema to watch this film, stay away from "Cato"!

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Extended Reading

The Green Hornet quotes

  • Kato: You shot yourself face by mistake.

    Britt Reid: How long was I out? What time is it?

    Kato: Two o'clock.

    Britt Reid: Oh, that's not so bad.

    Kato: On Thursday.

    Britt Reid: It's Thursday? Are you ki... It's not Monday right now?

    Kato: No. I'm sorry.

    Britt Reid: Did you put this diaper on me? Well, what did I miss?

    Kato: Nothing really. I did some work on the Black Beauties.

    Britt Reid: "Beauties"?

    [Britt looks in the garage, sees more "Black Beauty" Chrysler Imperials]

    Britt Reid: Holy crap.

    Kato: They're backups.

    Britt Reid: How the hell did you do this in four days?

    Kato: It's been 11 days.

    Britt Reid: Whoa, 11 days? What? Are kidding me? I wasn't sleeping, I was in a coma, dick!

  • Kato: But it's okay now, I fixed the Hornet gas. The gas only lasts one hour.

    Britt Reid: Can I see it?

    Kato: Okay, but be careful this time. Okay?

    Britt Reid: I just want to look at it. Just give it to me for one second...

    [shoots the Hornet gas in Kato's face]

    Britt Reid: See you in an hour.