NONSENSE

Daphney 2022-04-22 07:01:16

I have to say that this is a piece of junk. If I had to describe it in one word, it would be NONSENSE.

I watched it twice, and I didn't have any desire to watch it in the middle. When I saw the second half, I couldn't wait to finish it in the next minute.

Qin Shihuang, curse, mummy, immortality, terracotta warriors, Himalayas, skeleton army, Sino-British dialogue, blunt Mandarin, vulgar sensationalism, unfounded love, and needless sacrifice constitute the whole film.

What a waste of two international movie stars, Jet Li and Michelle Yeoh.

The funniest thing is that the final battle between the skeleton army and the terracotta warriors is extremely funny; I really can't understand the meaning of Michelle Yeoh's fearless stab; it is also difficult to be moved by the sudden outpouring of family affection between father and son because they were almost separated by life and death.

Alas, I am really speechless, completely speechless. Heroes and House of Flying Daggers are at least beautiful, and Promise is the first of its kind as a prophecy movie. And this mummy is really useless, it can only be regarded as garbage.

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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor quotes

  • Rick O'Connell: Your ass is on fire!

    Jonathan Carnahan: My ass?

    Rick O'Connell: Hold still!

    Jonathan Carnahan: Rick, my ass is on fire! Put me out!

    Rick O'Connell: I'm putting it out!

    Jonathan Carnahan: Put me out, Rick!

    Rick O'Connell: Just hold still!

    Jonathan Carnahan: Spank my ass! Spank my ass!

  • Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god-awful smell?

    Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The yak yakked.