Fake Supergirl:
[segment "Superhero Speed Dating"]
Hi! Sorry, sorry I'm late. There was a line in the bathroom. Hi, I'm Supergirl.
Fake Robin:
My name...
Fake Batman:
[under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear]
I'm Robin.
Fake Robin:
[to Supergirl]
... Hi, I'm Robin.
Fake Batman:
[to Robin]
Um, so where are you from?
Fake Robin:
So where are you from?
Fake Supergirl:
I, um, Krypton.
Fake Robin:
Oh, Krypton. Where? That's, that's, uh...
Fake Batman:
Oh shit.
Fake Robin:
Oh shit.
Fake Batman:
Dude, I can see her snatch.
Fake Robin:
Dude I can s... uh...
Fake Batman:
Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him.
Fake Robin:
Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been...
Fake Supergirl:
You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race?
Fake Batman:
I'd wash dishes with it...
Fake Robin:
Did it? I did not...
Fake Batman:
It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing.
[Supergirl's expression changes]
Fake Robin:
What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you...
Fake Supergirl:
Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table.
Fake Robin:
'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course.
Fake Supergirl:
No, I can just see him. It's a café table. I mean, it's really obvious.
Fake Batman:
[pops head from under the table, to Supergirl]
Hi.
Fake Supergirl:
Hi.
[storms off]
Fake Robin:
I'm so sorry about your family dying.
Fake Batman:
Oh, man, that took me back to the 70s, huh?
