What af*ck stupid thing I did! !
When I walked out of the theater, I kept yelling at myself. Tonight, I couldn't bear my love and dedication to the "Predator" series of movies, and spent 34 yuan - this is the price of a delicious breakfast for three mornings! Bought a movie ticket with great anticipation to see the just-released Predator (2018). Before watching the movie, my mind has long been desperate to make up the exciting plot and shock.
Ladies and gentlemen: I'm a huge fan of the Predator movies! ! More than 20 years ago, from the first episode, Uncle Arno brought his macho team to a super PK with the invisible alien Predator in the Amazon jungle, and I was so excited that I couldn't keep my mouth shut. Every iron man will end the invisible alien, and die in different ways. In the end, he wrapped himself in mud to avoid the aliens' pursuit and successfully counterattacked. He still detonated the nuclear bomb on the arm of the Predator hunter. Uncle Arnold was blown up to the ground and ended with a confused look on his face (it's impressive. There are too many plots, so don't be cumbersome anymore!). And Uncle Arnold shouted Come on! Iam here to Predator! ! Just let me have six bodies thrown to the ground. It was a movie from the late 1980s. No matter the characters, plot, story or special effects, they all make me deeply remember, especially the invisible aliens learn the ghostly voices of human beings "ANY TIME~~" and "HOHOHO~", which are still echoing in my ears! Omg! That was my 21-inch Hitachi color TV, and I watched it at Hong Kong Pearl TV at 9.30! ! While I was stunned, my youthful love for Hollywood movies began to burn! The old beauty is so childish, and then filmed "Predator 2" and "Alien vs. Predator 1, 2", the Predator hit from the jungle to Los Angeles, from the South Pole to Manhattan, not only to fight with humans, but also with Hollywood manufacturing Another super monster "Alien" (Alien) PK that came out! From the last in 2010, "New Predator" actually hit the outer space planet and fought against heroes from all over the world. Although imaginative and bizarre, from the 1990s to the 21st century, as an "iron fan", he did not forget his original intention and was obsessed with it. Although every sequel comes out, it's getting worse, but I still let you abuse me a thousand times, and I still treat you like my first love!
tonight! The new 2018 "Predator" was released tonight, how can I be absent? Even if I am alone, sitting in the dark theater, I feel like Leon in "This Killer Isn't Too Cold", romantic and comfortable, and I even feel annoyed by the lack of a carton of milk! When the lights went out, excited, looking forward, excited, I solemnly clipped on the 3D glasses clips - because the "Predator" series I watched before was from desktop TV to VCD to DVD, and now I download high-definition MKV copies online. Playing on the flat-screen TV at home, although considerable, still lacks the real feeling of skin by skin. And now, you can finally watch movies on the big screen in cinemas, and in 3D! ! what af**k excited!! Ran goose ~ Oh my god! When the movie started, when the plot unfolded, I quietly asked myself, is this the Predator I used to be? ? The whole movie, a group of idiots, a mentally retarded (supposedly autistic), a professional and a natural slacker, actually came to a WWE with Predator, and then all kinds of idiots designed fight scenes, gun battle scenes, hit cars, planes and spaceships, and finally, NND actually reminded me of a pot of beef brisket that I had at noon yesterday! ! My cool invisible aliens in the previous episodes actually became the guardians of the earth, and the super villain Super Predator in this episode is actually the Godzilla version, which made a few idiots turn around. And this Super Predator actually brought a dog, and the super brutal appearance is so maddened that it was only the god Erlang Guanjianggu who brought the dog to the expedition, okay? The alien dog was petted by the heroine who was hot (zhuang) loved (bi) learned (mai) learned (nong), and then... just... became her own good dog! ! Lu Xun has a saying: I am out of anger! ! I don't know what to say anymore. The movie is full of a hodgepodge of computer stunts that are not enough for the characters and plots: the criminal elite of the special forces, the pure (deadly stupid) female scientist who is obsessed with research, the autistic little boy with a super brain hole... and then all kinds of unbearable brain damage In the plot, the male protagonist and his comrades-in-arms (cellmates) spoke in the Brad Pitt-style accent of Quentin's "Inglourious Basterds", and said some self-righteous idiotic dialogues, all of them felt good about themselves and thought they were SUPER HERO (Alas! No spoilers, you have to see it) …………. Oh my god! What the hell…! ! While watching the movie, I silently warned myself, don't be anxious, don't be dry, don't quit, and watch the movie you've made with tears! !
When I came out of the theater, it was already midnight, and the dim yellow street lights shone on me. Maybe passers-by would wonder why this lonely uncle seemed so lonely. However, how did he know, in my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses whizzed past - WHAT AF*CK...! !
This is not a movie review, at most it is a movie viewing experience! ? It's just a personal feeling, don't want to mislead others, just listen. Finally, one star goes to the Predator, who looks unchanged, and one star for the scene where the ship travels through space at the beginning of the movie.
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