Funny Movie of the Year-Penguin Beep!

Golden 2021-12-19 08:01:02

Before talking about this group of funny penguins, I want to talk about something unsuitable for children.

(Important) For teenagers under the age of 18, please read this film review under the guidance of their parents.

Viagra, which everyone knows, but not all have used, even if they have used it, will never be said. For so many years, Pfizer has changed from a pharmaceutical factory to a banknote printing factory. As long as the world is divided into male and female, and people who are willing to be ghosts under the pomegranate skirt, there are many people who are willing to go out and turn right to grandma's house to get a chant.

But Viagra was born unintentionally. Pfizer originally approved a huge amount of money for the development of angina pectoris. It did not expect to be half of it in the clinic. The men who came to be human mice all faced the risk of sudden death from angina. . Pfizer, who saw the wind and turned the rudder, abandoned the thousands of patients waiting for treatment of heart disease at a rapid pace, and began to serve Microsoft patients wholeheartedly, becoming a company that has nothing to lose.

History is so strikingly similar.

The penguin from Antarctica made a shocking counterattack in Madagascar. They are the well-deserved Viagra in this series of movies.

I really want to be fair to the former protagonists. If the lion, hippopotamus, giraffe, and zebra are alive in the sky, they will surely strangle the four penguins one by one. But the world has changed, Zhonghou Chunliang has long since deviated from the entertainment coordinates. In the past, Jin Yong wrote novels about "the benevolent is invincible". What a joke, the 21st century emphasizes Huashan's theory of "cheap". Brother Chopsticks made his debut song "Old Boy". I saw Lao Tzu's tears and snot. Every time I go to KTV, I have to pay homage to my dead youth. Now, my son is at home every day, "Little Apple". I can't wait to rush to the computer screen and break the "chopsticks" of the two of them.

Excited, let's talk about this group of Madagascar animals. Although in the first three films, DreamWorks has tried to make facial distinctions in character creation, and the character of Zebra Marty is also very amusing instinct, but what is too much is that the too amusing setting makes Zebra brother in The road of the second force gets slippery and farther, and coupled with the natural donkey face, it is difficult to please the audience. Penguins are different. The trinity of staying, cheap, and cute is the truth of the universe.

You old man, walk out of the movie theater and say, "I love this zebra~" I will only be labeled with a second-hand label and a good person card will be reissued by the girl; you try "Penguins of Madagascar" again, when you say When "I love these penguins to death", the girl really agreed with 32 likes.

In addition, the usurpation of the penguins finally added a missing link to the logical obsessive-compulsive disorder in the bio-chain food circle. Although it is a cartoon, including "Ice Age", there is always a voice in my head "Why don't lions eat zebras?! Why saber-toothed tigers don't eat ground otters?! Why?!" what! The lion and the zebra love each other, the documentaries of BBC and HBO are so burned, teacher Zhao Zhongxiang is crying in the toilet!

Of course, there is also a limit to selling cute charms. If it is a little regrettable, the film relies on the hard performance of the penguins to always have the feeling of Wang Baoqiang taking the lead. The role that was originally responsible for shaking the burden suddenly adds a lot of drama, but it will cause dislocation of the jaw and loss of laughter. I heard that the Soybeans in "Despicable Me" have also successfully made a big movie against the water. Congratulations again. However, it is not uncommon for losers to put their eyes on the pie. The famous funny Joey in "Friends" back then cast a spin-off drama "Joey" immediately after the end of the drama. As a result, the two seasons fell halves.

In the end, the film ends in the middle of no suspense, and Penguin saves the world by selling cuteness.

Walking out of the theater, the girls walking by one by one brightened the screen and turned on the penguin icon, angrily praised the movie's cuteness. And accompanied by the cool autumn breeze, there are bursts of rich aroma and shouts, "Fried noodles and dried squid, fried noodles and dried squid" I

have to say, whether it is two-dimensional or three-dimensional, it is a world that looks at the face...

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  • Laurie 2021-12-19 08:01:02

    These little penguins are simply pistachios, some are stupid, some are witty, but all are very cute.

  • Milan 2022-04-24 07:01:11

    @2016-07-15 14:04:49

Penguins of Madagascar quotes

  • [after the battle, Dave is revealed made cute by the ray, shrunk and trapped inside a snow globe]

    Dave: What? Are you kidding me?

    [the snow globe falls from the duct tape, Skipper catches him]

    Skipper: Dave. Oh-ho, look at you.

    Dave: You think this is over? I'm just getting started! I'm about...

    Kowalski: What do we do with him now?

    [Rico attempts to swallow the snow globe, but Skipper pulls it away]

    Girl with Snow Globe: Aww...

    Dave: [to the Penguins] Open this right now!

    Skipper: Here you go, kid.

    [Skipper tosses the snow globe to the girl, Dave looks at her]

    Girl with Snow Globe: Cool.

    [the girl sets a finger on the snow globe's glass. Dave puts a tentacle in the same spot and smiles]

    Skipper: I hope you find happiness, Dave.

    [the girl begins to shake the snow globe hard]

    Girl with Snow Globe: It's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing!

    [She runs off shaking the snow globe with Dave whimpering, much to the surprise of the Penguins and the North Wind]

  • Dave: Elijah, would you please take them away!