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[Jennings sees Rachel at the party and is fascinated by her beauty; he leaves Shorty, who has no one else to hang out with]

Michael Jennings: Hello. I'm Michael.

Rachel Porter: I'm Rachel. Rachel Porter.

Michael Jennings: Is that Miss or Mrs?

Rachel Porter: Mm. That would be Doctor Porter.

Michael Jennings: Doctor! Well. Excuse me, Doctor.

Rachel Porter: [laughs] It's all right.

Michael Jennings: What kind of, uh, doctor are you?

Rachel Porter: I'm a biologist.

Michael Jennings: Really.

[Across the room, Shorty sees a waiter passing with a tray of hors d'oeuvres and gestures that he would like one, but is ignored. He grimaces]

Michael Jennings: Do you work for Jimmy?

Rachel Porter: [nodding] Mm-hm.

Michael Jennings: So it must be very top-secret biology that you practice.

Rachel Porter: [with a sly, sexy look] Oh, yes. Isn't everything?

Michael Jennings: Let's go.

Rachel Porter: Excuse me?

Michael Jennings: I mean, I'm happy to continue blathering on and trying helplessly to charm you, but I thought maybe, you know, cut to the chase and just, you know, go somewhere.

Rachel Porter: [laughing] I'll tell you what, Michael. I'm gonna walk over there and talk to a friend of mine. If you get the urge to have a real conversation, you'll know where to find me.

Michael Jennings: Okay. Fair enough. It was nice to meet you.

Rachel Porter: Giving up so easily? You don't believe in second chances, now, do you?

Michael Jennings: In my experience, no, I don't.

[Jennings visits the bank to deposit his $92 million-plus dollars and to ask for some cash. Jane, the banker, hands him a large envelope, which he had mailed to himself]

Jane: Your personal items.

Michael Jennings: Yes?

Jane: [Smiling about the postage on the envelope] You only needed four stamps.

[He sees that there are five postage stamps with the picture of Albert Einstein on each one]

Michael Jennings: Oh. Well, I guess I can afford the extra fifty cents.

[She laughs. He shakes the items out of the envelope. They include a watch, a book of matches, a pack of cigarettes, sunglasses, a diamond ring, a bent piece of steel, a coin, and other items]

Michael Jennings: Um, I don't think this is my stuff.

Jane: It's not?

Michael Jennings: No.

Jane: I, I, I don't know what happened.

Michael Jennings: That's all right. Don't worry about it. I'll... um, it doesn't matter. Let's talk about my shares. Um, what I'd like to do is get some money now.

[They both laugh]

Michael Jennings: And, you know, put the rest away for long term, you know, to live off. So, how do we do that?

Jane: [puzzled] Mr. Jennings, you forfeited your shares.

Michael Jennings: I beg your pardon? What?

Jane: Yeah, uh, here. Uh, dated, um, four weeks ago. You surrendered the shares and stated to deliver only the envelope with personals. Don't you remember doing that, sir?