Say the movie is not good! That's because you didn't get his jokes! !

Gracie 2022-04-21 09:02:28

Let me tell you about this new hilarious horror film "Poor Haley (Poor Haley)" The whole part is mainly about what it's like to have a dead father or how to properly cheat the female goose The heroine is our poor Haley , braved the hurricane to save her father, and was mistaken for her sister and the two of them to stay in the basement where the crocodiles couldn't get close, but Haley had to go out to pick up the phone, and she was very happy to pick it up. Squat down and use it, hey! You are so afraid all the way, is the mobile phone courageous? ? Then the heroine's jio was bitten and the water level continued to rise, and then Dad had an idea and said, I knocked on this water pipe and made a sound to attract the crocodile to come, and then you swam to the secret door and climbed out to save me, what? Two big crocodiles guarding and letting your daughter swim out, Poor Haley

Finally escaped, his father saw a boat in the distance, so he suggested that the dam collapsed, let's get on the boat and escape! Although there are three or four crocodiles swimming in the street, the rain will cover us, and the crocodiles can't see us! Then halfway through, the rain stopped, WHAT? ? ? Can you guys be more unlucky? Then Dad had another idea. I'm standing here waiting for you. You can swim over and pull the boat over. You are very good at swimming. Although you couldn't win against your sister when you were young, you didn't give up. It shows that you are a warrior. what! Go Haley!

The two and one dog finally got on the boat, but the dam collapsed, and the water rushed over and washed them back home, WHAT? ? ? Going out and coming back after all the hard work? ? ?

His father is useless except to kill and come up with bad ideas. No, the lamp in his hand was bitten again.

The two of them were going to go to the attic, but his father saw a plane passing by outside and asked Haley to call for help. He went upstairs by himself, and then Haley was rushed outside as the glass shattered... Poor Haley! I really laughed with tears of sympathy, begging this dad to let her go! !

Then again, the worst is actually the dog. It was good in the new home, but was taken to the old house. It was good in the house, but was taken out and thrown on the boat and rushed back to the house. Black dog question mark? ? ? ?

This movie really made me laugh, I couldn't bear to leave after laughing, I hope everyone likes this movie Poor Haley

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  • Rosella 2022-04-24 07:01:14

    Pure entertainment, thrilling and exciting, some disaster movie feel, good special effects, sitting in the cinema watching the storm and crocodiles is quite relaxing and refreshing, and there is no connotation. There was no other show, so I had no choice but to buy a 4D, so I shook the chair and sprayed water, and the young couple next to me hugged, hugged and screamed. There were more scenes than crocodiles...

  • Allan 2022-03-25 09:01:10

    C+/ If the film only stays at the intersection of the shadows of "Father" and "Crocodile" in the first half hour, it can only become a rudimentary fright dessert imprinted with a shriveled psychoanalytic schema. However, with the evolution of the relationship between the characters, the unmeasurable animality of "crocodile" has been transferred or even "infected" into each character - its metaphor is no longer a dry text symbol, but has become an outward diffusion, Sowing spiritual maze. It entices the characters to wander through the cave and out of the shadowy matrix of "family" structures, to dance with the shadowy and real fears. Although this fear is ultimately displaced in the inversion of hunter-defense identity in the name of childhood trauma, this healing points to this seemingly crumbling but unbreakable confinement of the "home" in the overall spatial structure, a partial A hybrid of Hereditary and Parasite's cryptic masochistic experience—a swimmer's "crawl", but a desire to be dragged.

Crawl quotes

  • Haley: [to an alligator after it traps her in a shower] Come on, you son of a bitch!

  • [from trailer]

    Dave: Banging on the pipes lures their senses. I can distract them for you.