Super mentally handicapped plus super cliché

Vallie 2022-04-19 09:02:29

Several protagonists in diving suits were blocked in front of them, and Xiao K said, "I'm small, I'll dive in and take a look." The captain said, "Huh? I thought we were all wearing diving suits! Put on uniforms. Does the size of a diving suit have any meaning?" Xiao K said: "The diving suit is tailored for the wearer." The captain said: "Why can the black guy change his helmet to you, but put Your helmet burst on his head?"

Facing the monster, Xiao K raised his gun heroically. The captain said in surprise: "Aren't we oil miners? We have guns for Mao?" Little K proudly said, "We are in the United States! Teachers in elementary schools have to carry guns to class, so what's the problem with oil miners going to work with guns? The captain said: "The primary school teacher is holding a gun in class because the United States has entered a period of great turmoil, and there will be thugs attacking children at any time." Xiao K said: "Yes, without a gun, how can I deal with deep sea monsters, don't ask me why I have long ago If you know that there are monsters, you will be insane to ask!"

Xiao K was caught by the monster and asked the captain for help, but the captain was helpless. Little K reminded the captain: "You have a knife!" The captain said: "Are you sick? The skin of those monsters can withstand 10,000 meters of water pressure, and must be as tough as our diving suit. My knife has a ball. use?"

Ahead was the gate of the rig, but above the gate were hung sleeping monsters, with long arms blocking the way. Emily said: "Let's crawl forward, try not to encounter monsters." Xiao K said: "There is no future for crawling, Fox will be finished after filming this film, and we must take this last chance to make fun of it. Hold, just move forward!"

Little K's helmet could not be taken off, and the oxygen was exhausted. The heroic Emily smashed her helmet with a fire hydrant three times. Little K asked in surprise: "This is a helmet that can withstand 10,000 meters of water pressure! You How did you use the fire hydrant to smash it in three times?" Emily's right fist gleamed and she said proudly, "I used to be Iron Fist's girlfriend!"

In addition to the above-mentioned idiotic plots, the story is also full of loopholes in common sense. If the temperature in the sea below 10,000 meters must be extremely low, then a few people wearing deep diving suits will definitely condense on the transparent helmets. But there is no air conditioning system in the film. Of course, there may be an air conditioning system. As for where, you can only make up your own mind.

There are also plots of encountering monsters, fleeing, routines of monster films that were killed one by one, and vulgar and boring lines.

Basically, this film is useless except for the interesting shape of the diving suit and the eye-catching big monsters. Xiao K won't pick a script this year, and the two consecutive "Angel of Thunder" are bad.

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Extended Reading
  • Grayson 2022-04-23 07:03:16

    Originality basically does not exist, it is better than the script is reliable and the production is top-notch, but there are often problems that the picture is too shaky and too dark, the heroine's inner monologue is very redundant, all the characters are vying for sacrifice, special Weiguangzheng, Bento's impact Diminishing force, scary tactics are relatively basic, the trick of crawling in a narrow space is repeatedly used, and the climax completely embraces the fine tradition of B-level monster films. , there are countless uglier and scarier deep-sea creatures, and any one is better than this

  • Gladys 2022-01-05 08:01:39

    6/10 The story is really clichéd and boring. It should refer to the extreme cold and alien shape, but the effect is really bad. But there is one thing that works well in this film, that is, the way the underwater giants are presented. The dim darkness is suffocating. It has been a long time since I saw such a powerful monster.

Underwater quotes

  • Captain Lucien: On a scale from one to ten, how bad's my rig?

    Norah: Ten.

  • Norah: [as the Cthulhu looks her in the eyes as she rigs the base to detonate] You've got sixty seconds