God: Which tortoise son is flaunting my name again?
Human: Me, me! I am the turtle son in the mouth of God. Ten thousand pieces of toilet paper that God's Turtle Son kissed!
Human 2: I am the turtle son that God said. God's Turtle Son's foot-washing holy water, cures all diseases, 1,000 cups, limited quantity, first-come, first-served.
Human 3: Me too, I am also a turtle son. One hundred yuan to help you realize your wish...
God: TMD, these grandsons are too shameless
Human x: I am the grandson of God.
Human y: I am God Said TMD
God: Lying Cao
Human: I was passed over by the gods, one hundred yuan a night...
god: shit
Human: I am the shit that God said, ten dollars a pound
god:……
Human: I am the one who makes God speechless
God: This kind of person is too shameless, let's go
Human: I listen to the will of God and am ordered to destroy the world. believe me
Human extinction!
God: I haven't done it yet
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